"I'm the vegetarian pizza man" Alan stated proudly.
I bent over laughing"omg you are hilarious!"
"He's serious" blondie snickered
"And pray tell, what does the particular pizza man do" i retorted
"It's my guardian name, you know I told you I was a vampire? We'll its true! Me and "blondie" - his names Alastair btw - are vampires born for the sole reason to - how shall I put this? eradicate vampires from this world"
"Whoa so your vampires who kill vampires?! Isn't that murder-suicide and what has this got to do with you reading my mind ?!" I cried
"Listen here Maxine, I'm a 347 year old vampire I will not be judged by a 15 year old girl! And if you must know we all have two mind powers me and Alan have telepathy and telekinesis Alastair snarled.
"Look here Borris the mosquito, I don't know what kinda shit your snorting but vampires don't exit!" Smirking I chubbed his cheek.
Everyone was silent until a sudden thought entered my head "guys, why am I here?"
Suddenly the Squeaky voice that I know recognized as Trixie's broke the silence "Alan ! Alastair ! Amaani wants to see you on her office pronto !
