Pip: I don't understand, Merry! Why do you get a lass and I don't?! It's just not fair! Not fair at all!
Merry: Don't worry, Pippin. You'll get one. Eventually. In time.
Pip: But, I want one now!!!!!!
Merry: You have to be patient.
Pippin: How did you end up getting a lass so quickly? What do you have that I don't have?
Merry: *thinks to self* *scratches head* Hmm, let's see. Good looks, intelligence, bravery, I'm taller than you.......
Pippin: No, I'm taller!! I'm the tall one!
Merry: No, I'm the tall one! You're the short one!!
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Pippin: Since when?
Merry: Since always!
Pippin: Oh, never mind! Anyways, I still don't understand why you get Brianna all to yourself and I'm alone with nobody to love.
Merry: *Sarcastically* Oh, you poor poor thing. Do you need a hug?
Pippin: Actually, I.....
Merry: I was kidding, Pip.
Pippin: Oh. Right.
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Why I Love Merry Brandybuck
RomanceHere's a book that's dedicated to my fictional character crush, Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck from LOTR!!! I just love him so much!! I hope you enjoy it!!!
