Lily is eating breakfast when a new girl is laid down gently in front of her. The person who laid her down left quickly.
"Um, hello!" laughed Lily.
The new girl grunts, but doesn't say anything.
"Hello? Are you ok?" asks Lily with concern.
"No, I'm not ok. I just got electrocuted. I woke up on the car ride over here, but those people electrocuted me again and I passed out. Who are you, anyway? Why are you so happy?" asks the new girl
"I'm Lily, and I learned from my crush to always be happy. Even when there is a huge obstacle in your way, be happy. It could be worse. I was kidnapped too, but I didn't wake up on the ride over here. What's your name?"
"My name is Dawn. Nice to meet you, Lily. Tell me about your crush."
"Well, he is goofy, smart, hot times ten. I mean, who do you think is the hottest celebrity?"
"Justin Bieber is pretty hot."
"Ok, multiply Justin Bieber times five and you have Sullivan. He makes fun of himself all the time. He can go from happy go lucky to serious in a blink of an eye. He is coming to get me out of here with his dog, Flip."
"Dang, he sounds awesome, but can you guys read each other's minds?"
"Actually, yes we can. Which reminds me, he loves Flight Of The Conchords. I don't know who they are, but Sullivan loves them."
"You don't know Flight Of The Mutha Flippin' Conchords? My crush and I can have full conversations in each other's minds."
"I don't know either of those two bands. We haven't gotten to the stage of full conversations yet. We are about to be, though."
"Wow, Flight Of The Conchords and Flight Of The Mutha Flippin' Conchords is the exact same band."
"Tell me about your crush."
"His name is Jake. He is very serious. He loves inappropriate jokes. He loves roasting people. He loves playing Pokemon. He is close to being as hot as Justin Bieber. He used to have shoulder length hair, but he cut it and slicked it back."
"He sounds cool. Wait, can you see out of Jake's eyes? I can see out of Sullivan's eyes right now and it seems my crush and your crush have teamed up to find us."
"No, I can't. What are they talking about?"
"They're talking about Sullivan embarrassing himself in front of my Psychology class by singing Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars."
"Who is Bruno Mars?"
"You've got to be kidding me. You were making fun of me for not knowing the Swimming of the Conchords, but you don't know the best singer ever."
"It's Flight of the Conchords not Swimming of the Conchords. A Concord is a plane. Planes don't really swim. You are lucky. All Jake does is flirt and make inappropriate jokes."
"I'm hungry."
"That reminds me since you have been here longer, how is the food here?"
"It is actually very good. My first day here, I was so stuffed I took a nap! That never happens."
"Ok good. I was afraid this was going to be like the crime shows on TV. What does the main kidnapper want?"
"He has very odd needs. He needs four million and one dollars and a Toyota Camry," says Lily, who impersonated Malachi when she said his needs.
"Those are some bizarre needs."
"I know right! One of Malachi's henchmen, Olivia, is nice. Watch this. HEY OLIVIA, COULD WE PLEASE HAVE A COUPLE OF GRANOLA BARS DOWN HERE?!? DAWN AND I ARE A BIT HUNGRY!!!"
"Don't go down there with my apple and bacon grilled cheese sandwich," says someone upstairs.
"That was either Malachi or Noah," says Lily
"I'll make another one. They are very easy to make. They're hungry. I'll make another one for you when I get back up here," says a female voice from upstairs.
The door creaks open and shuts loudly.
"Hey Olivia, thanks for giving us some food. We didn't want you to give us Malachi's food and make him mad at you. How are you today?" asks Lily.
"I'm great. Don't tell Malachi that I said that. I got in touch with my sister in Ortonville. She said she was doing fine back at home and that two gentlemen named Sullivan Harris and Jake Keats are sitting in her mexican restaurant. Sullivan ordered a cheese and onion enchilada and Jake ordered the shrimp fajita. I don't know who this Jake person is, but I know Sullivan and Lily have a crush on each other. Do you know this Jake person by any chance?" Olivia asks Dawn.
"Yes, I do. I have a crush on Jake, but I don't think he has a crush on me," Dawn replies.
"I would say differently. You are all they are talking about. Except for their dogs of course. Sullivan had a small dog, and Jake had a dog the size of a miniature horse."
"You should probably go make Malachi another sandwich, and wipe that smile off your face. Thanks again for the sandwich."
Olivia goes back upstairs. Lily and Dawn are silent until they hear Olivia say she is done making the sandwich.
"How is she that nice? Also, how is a small dog going to help our crushes fight Malachi?"
"She traded herself for her sister that she just spoke of. She doesn't like it here at all. By the way, small dogs are more vicious than large dogs, and small dogs are faster than large dogs."
"This sandwich is so good. When we get out of here, I want a copy of Olivia's recipe. This is awesome. I'm now getting sleepy."
"Told ya the food was awesome, and you would probably need a nap afterwards."
The girls finish eating and take a nap.

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The Accidental Fall of the Horrible Henderson
Historia CortaI made this story in English class. My friend gave me the awesome idea. This might be a little bit conversational, but who cares. This is a goofy love story.