The Accidental Fall of the Horrible Henderson

Lily's Interaction at Kidnapper's House

Far, far away, Lily wakes up.

"Please tell me this was all a dream," says Lily

"Sorry, but it wasn't a dream miss," says the concerned kidnapper.

"WHO, wait, you seem too nice to be a bad guy. What's your name?" says Lily

"Yeah right, like we are going to give you our names." says the kidnapper who tazed her.

"Who are you? What do you want from me?" asks Lily

"You are here," says the mastermind behind the kidnapping plan, "because I want $4,000,001 and a Toyota Camry."

"That's some weird needs, just saying. Could I at least have your name?"

"Yes, my name is Malachi Henderson."

Lily starts giggling uncontrollably.

"Why are you giggling? Are you making fun of my name?" asks Malachi furiously.

"No! I'm giggling because I just remembered something my friend once said to his best guy friend. I was hiding behind a pillar. He said, 'I like Lily so much that if someone ever messes with her, I will beat them up'. I would pick another girl, and let me go if I were you,"

"No one has found me yet, so how is he supposed to find me?" Malachi laughs sardonically.

"I would turn on the TV if I were you. I don't know how I know this but, my friend is going on TV in 10 minutes,"

"Let's turn on the TV then."

"The police say they think they know who kidnapped Lily, and it isn't her secret admirer. It is Malachi Henderson. The nickname for him is 'The Horrible Henderson'. Everyone calls him that." says the journalist, "No one has ever seen him except for his victims who are either dead or won't give a description."

"See, nobody will find you,"

"Keep telling yourself that bud,"