Book of Puns 101

Book of Puns 25

The Library

     My best friend Jennifer and I were hiding out in the library. We are currently running away from bullies. We chose the library because, the obvious, no "jock" or "cool kid" would ever risk their reputation and step inside a library.

     So right now, the two of us were drowning ourselves in self pity. After awhile, we decided to come out due to the silence. Suddenly, both Jennifer and I stopped in our tracks. Why? Well, right at the exit of the library, there stands Drew Woodsen. Who is she? well she's just the most popular girl in this school.

     Jennifer and I looked at each other in fear. Sure, she maybe popular, but she's never really bullied us before. We were about to turn around and go back to self pitying ourselves, but Drew shouted.

     "Oh hey! You're Lizzy and Jennifer, right?" She asked as she walked closer to us. At the background, the librarian shushed her.

     "Um. yes." Jennifer mumbled, looking down at her feet.

     "What happened to you two!?" Drew asked, shocked at our appearance. Apparently, Jenifer and I were covered head-to-toe by tomatoes.

     "Um. People threw tomatoes at us." I muttered, not looking at her.

     "Those idiots! I told them to stop." Drew said in rage. She then sigh and grabbed both of our arms.

     Jennifer gave me a look. We're going to die. We're going to die.

     "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone where you hide. I'm just going to fix you two up."
Drew said, as we headed to the restrooms.

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     "I can't believe that Drew Woodsen just did that," Jennifer said, sitting on my bed.

     "Well, it's good that she didn't surrender us." I said, as I looked through my bookshelf.

     "Hey. Maybe, not all people are bad ya'know." Jennifer realized. "I mean, we judge people by stereotypes and their looks, for goodness sake!".

     I shrugged as I pulled out a book. Once I did, another book fell and landed on my face.

     Jennifer snorted, "Well, you've only got your-shelf to blame for that."

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     I hope you guys liked this one. I actually added a little message to it. As the two girls said, they judge people by their looks and stereotypes. They judged Drew to quickly and immediately thought that she was mean, a witch, plastic and many other stereotypical traits. But as you've seen, Drew is actually a very nice and sweet girl.

     This is why we don't judge books by their covers, because we won't know the story if we just look at the cover. What really matters is in side, what I mean is the story itself.

     This also happens to people. We judge them by their appearance. But what actually matters is in the inside, I mean their actions and thoughts (not their intestines). So before you judge, assume and talk sh__ about a person, make sure you meet and befriend them first.

@AlyssaDa1