Soft Drink
Hazel: Did you hear about Jason? He got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Frank: Really?
Hazel: Yup. He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Frank: ...
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Sorry for not posting for a long time (to make up, i'll post more corny & cringe worthy jokes). Also, thank you for 500 reads!
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