Once on Instagram III

A New Plot (AKA Suck It, Writer's Block)

Direct Message from BelleGold to EmmaSwan, HenryMills, KingArthur, MrGold, NealCassidy, ReginaOfLocksley, RobinOfLocksley, ZelenaMills

BelleGold: Okay, so all we know as of right now is

BelleGold: 1. Zelena has lost her magic, and no one knows why or how
2. Something happened with Regina's baby and as far as the doctors can tell, it had something to do with magic
3. Regina hasn't used magic since moving to TLoUS except for using a portal to cross realms
4. It's too dangerous for Regina to cross realms again right now, so she is stuck in Storybrooke
5. Zelena is still without magic

BelleGold: Did I miss anything?

ReginaOfLocksley: I don't think so

HenryMills: Quick question: How many of us are in Storybrooke and how many of us are in TLoUS?

BelleGold: Storybrooke; Regina, Robin, Zelena, Arthur, Riley, Emma, and me
TLoUS; Henry, Rumple, Neal, Rose, and Roland

BelleGold: And that is everyone who knows what's going on, except Riley and Rose aren't really old enough to understand

ReginaOfLocksley: So Snow and Charming don't know anything yet?

NealCassidy: As far as I know, everyone thinks you all are still here in TLoUS except Zelena and Arthur, who would be in the Underworld

EmmaSwan: The only people who know we're in Storybrooke are the doctors and nurses

EmmaSwan: And they don't know Zelena's magic is gone

ReginaOfLocksley: But can we REALLY trust people like Whale to not alert everyone that we're back in Storybrooke?

RobinOfLocksley: That's a good point

ZelenaMills: We can, because everyone's afraid of us

ZelenaMills: If they tell people, who knows what we'll do to them?

ZelenaMills: We've been gone a long time

EmmaSwan: So as long as they think Zelena still has magic and Regina isn't afraid to use her magic, no one else will know we're here

ZelenaMills: Pretty much

EmmaSwan: 🎶Nobody needs to know🎶

ReginaOfLocksley: This is not the time for Hamilton references

EmmaSwan: It's ALWAYS the time for Hamilton references

ReginaOfLocksley: 🙄🙄

ReginaOfLocksley: Wait so where did you all sleep last night? Robin was in the hospital room with me, but what about the rest of you?

EmmaSwan: We all went back to my house

EmmaSwan: It was great because WickedBeauty was under one roof and there was no Gold to interfere

MrGold: Hey! While you all were having a sleepover party, I was taking care of a four month old baby!

EmmaSwan: Sorry

EmmaSwan: But WickedBeauty is real, y'all

ZelenaMills: NO IT'S NOT

EmmaSwan: YES IT IS

KingArthur: Okay, let's just accept that Emma ships WickedBeauty and Zelena does not and move on with our lives