A/N: An alternate title for this chapter is "Saltiness and Bitterness" but i wanted to make it sound professional
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Direct Message from ReginaOfLocksley to BelleGold, CaptainHook, EmmaSwan, HenryMills, MrGold, NealCassidy, PrinceCharming, RobinOfLocksley, SnowWhite, ZelenaMills
ReginaOfLocksley: It has been brought to my attention that ABC has decided to renew our show once again, for some unknown reason
ReginaOfLocksley: I have also learned that it will only be me, Hook, and Gold
EmmaSwan: You found out
ReginaOfLocksley: How could I not?
EmmaSwan: We were hoping that maybe we could keep it hidden from you a little longer because you don't deserve this, and neither does your look alike
ReginaOfLocksley: Well, I guess I'm used to it at this point
ReginaOfLocksley: So, now that you all know I know, you can be as salty and bitter about it as you want
EmmaSwan FIRST SEANA AND NOW BEXANA?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
ZelenaMills: If I was stuck with just Gold and Hook for an entire season, I would leave too tbh
ZelenaMills: But still BRING BEX BACK
ZelenaMills: #JusticeForBex
ReginaOfLocksley: #JusticeForSean
EmmaSwan: Yes
HenryMills: You know the show shouldn't have gotten renewed when even hardcore fans are saying it should have just ended....
BelleGold: Honestly any show without over half the main cast shouldn't have gotten renewed but 🐸☕️
ZelenaMills: ^^^
CaptainHook: At least you all got out!
CaptainHook: Regina, Gold, and I all don't like each other and we're the only ones left
MrGold: This is gonna be rough
ReginaOfLocksley: Maybe I should just kill both of them off too
MrGold: You'd become the Dark One
ReginaOfLocksley: It's a small price to pay for some peace and quiet
ReginaOfLocksley: The whole season will be me raising all the orphaned kids
ReginaOfLocksley: if we have dreams about this season i will become the dark one just so i don't have to sleep
NealCassidy: oKAY
NealCassidy: Let's try something happy!!!
ZelenaMills: Killing people makes me happy
HenryMills: I set fires to feel joy
BelleGold: LET'S SING SOME SONGS TO FORGET ABOUT OUR PAIN SINCE REGINA CAN'T DROWN HER SORROWS IN ALCOHOL AT THE MOMENT!!!!
ReginaOfLocksley: I need some magical super alcohol to drown this pain
RobinOfLocksley: Emma, you start singing
EmmaSwan: miRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL
ZelenaMills: A&E have cast a spell
ReginaOfLocksley: Mirror mirror on the wall, please save me from this h*ll
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