Neutral POV
11:00
*A girl comes King's house.*
King:Who are you?
Jessica:I am your sister,you moron.
King:Oh, ok.
Jessica:Can I join you?
King:Yes.
11:30
King:Wake up!
Everyone:*Still sleeping*
King:So...*Turns ear rape on*
King:WAKE UP!
*Shia Lebouf is in*
Shia Lebouf:JUST DO IT!
*Everyone wakes up*
Shia Lebouf:YES YOU CAN!
*Shadow takes his gun*
Shadow:SAY ONE MORE WORD AND YOU'LL BE DEAD!
*Shia Lebouf leaves.*
King:We have a special thing to do!*Turns ear rape off.*
Everyone:What is this?
Shadow:Are we'll see a gun collection?
Sonic:Or eat chili dogs?
Silver:Or take pictures of dogs?
Adele:Or see River Lea?
Hitler:Or kill Fegelein?
King:None of them.We'll do a challange names Q&A
Shadow:Fuck this shit.
King:But before,I'll meet you with my sister,Jessica.
Jessica:Hi everyone!
Everyone:*Starts to nosebleeding*
Silver:I might need some cotton ball.
Shadow:She is the hottest woman ever I saw.
Trump:GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY.
*King pulls on his knife.*
King:DON'T!
*Trump leaves.*
King:Alright...What is your favorite song? Mine is He Won't Go by Adele and Green Light by Lorde
Shadow:Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde and Chandelier by Sia It is dark stuff.
Sonic:Runnin by Naughty Boy and Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran
Silver:Me too by Meghan Tranior
Adele:Valerie by Amy Winehouse
Hitler:Rondo Alla Turca by Mozart
Jessica:Royals by Lorde and Rolling in the Deep by Adele.
King:OK.Who is your crush?
Adele:Simon Konecki.We are married,don't you know?
Hitler:Of course,Eva Braun!
Sonic:I haven't got yet.
Silver:Blaze
Shadow:Maria...But she is dead...
King:Myself.
Sonic:Come on!
King:NEIN!
Sonic:Ok.
Fegelein:Shadow, why is your name is Shadow?
Melanie Martinez:Maybe it's a cruel joke on me.
Shadow:SHUT UP!
Fegelein:Because you always lie on the ground.
*Everyone laughs.*
King:OK,next question...Are you all alright?
Everyone:YES!
King:No you're all left.
*Silence*
Hitler:NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN *slaps the face of King.*
King:Why always me?!
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King's House
HumorIt is the universe of KING! (not a real king, but it is the admin.) KING: Age:19 years old Role:Leader of King's House. Ship:Shadow the Hedgedog. Gender:Male. Hobbies:Archery,do paintings,play grand strategy games,ballet,swim Countr...
