Drunken Badasses

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At a bar,20:30

King:What do you want?

Adele:I want a glass of beer.

Shadow:Bloody Mary

Mephiles:Vodka

Sonic:Beer

Jessica:Strawberry margharita.

Silver:Red wine.

Hitler:German beer.

King:OK then.I want a coctail named *Sex of the beach* *orders everyones orders.*

Shadow:Someone wants good jokes?

Eveyone:YES!*orders are arrived*

Shadow:Why Amy Winehouse cannot drive?*starts drink*

Jessica:I don't know.

King:Who knows?

Melanie Martinez:Whatever.

Shadow:Because she's dead.

*silence*

Hitler:FEGELEIN!

Fegelein:Why you keeping too shooting at me?!

King:Shut up!

22:30

*everyone is drunk.*

King:...And then,I slipped over and I fell in the trash can!

Silver:Yeah,I know that feel.

King:Let's start a kareoke,Shadow!

Shadow:Maybe...*King takes Shadow.*

Song "Valerie" startes.

Mephiles:Prove it!

Shia:DO IT!

King:*startes singing*

 -Well sometimes I go out by myself And I look across the water

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-Well sometimes I go out by myself
And I look across the water

Shadow:

 -And I think of all the things, what you're doing And in my head I paint a picture

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-And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture

Together:

Cause since I've come on home,
Well my body's been a mess
And I've missed your ginger hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you come on over
Stop making a fool out of me

Everyone:

Why don't you come over, Valerie?

Valerie

Valerie

Valerie...

23:30

Adele:I hadn't got so drunk but,look at they!

*Silver is strip dancing.*

*King is in a sleep.*

*Shadow says MARIA all time*

Mephiles:Yeah,sometimes,they act very childish,but I like them.

Hitler:That has no problem.

Fegelein:Go to home?

Mephiles:Yes.

Fegelein:OK.

Fegelein:EVERYBODY WAKE UP,WE'RE COMING TO HOME!

*King wakes up but he is still sleepy.*

Everyone:OK.

*They went back to King's mansion.*



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