Monica Humped Me.

Chapter 6 - The Crusty Headass Biology Teacher

i like turtles
_______________________________
{Headass' Pov}

My alarm rings, I hit the snooze button because i didnt want to go to school.

Headass: "OH SHIT" I said that because my dog was laying on top of me, messaging my big ass breasts.

(My dog is a Siberian Husky. He has nothing to do with the book cover).

Headass: "Ooh, keep doing that, it feels great"

(My dog is actually a girl, just likes shape-shifting into boys just to make me feel wet and moist).

*Woof!*

I decide to get up, and go to my crappy school :)
________________________________

i hoped in my car, drove to school and there i went. I went into french class and I wet myself because I saw Ethan Dolan sitting in front me.
I never really noticed that he sat in front of me.

*Ethan turns around*

Ethan: "Can i borrow a pencil?"

Headass: "It's October 3rd"

(Mean girls reference 😉)

Ethan: Okay..?
__________________________________

{Ethan's Pov}
Wtf? This girl is actually weird. Or maybe she just wanted to say a Mean Girl's reference and hopefully I would get it.. I dunno, but i do get it so, yeah.
________________________________
Now that french is over, I go to my biology class. Grayson sits next to me which is awesome because we watch pornographic films without our teaching knowing.

Teacher: "Ok class. Today we are- *blah* *blah* *blah* (ethan zoned out)

I zoned out looking at this girl who sits in front of me. Her name is Madison.
She got a nice ass. It's so big and juicy.

Grayson: What are you doing..?

*Ethan ignores and keeps staring at madison*

*Grayson nudges ethan*

Grayson: Hello?!

Ethan: Oh..huh?

Grayson: What were you doing?

Ethan: Oh, nothing

*Ethan gets back to work*

Grayson: Okay...

Teacher: BOYS! WHY ARE YOU TALKING!

Grayson: He was just trying to take-

Teacher: NO! SHUT THE HELL UP

*The whole class gasps*

Teacher: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS ME OFF! IT LEGIT BOTHERS ME.

Teacher: YOU SEE THIS PENCIL!

*teacher breaks the pencil*

Teacher: YOU SEE IT! LOOK HERE BITCH! DO YOU SEE IT!

Grayson: Y-yes..

Teacher: I can even do that with pens...and people.

Teacher: NO MORE TALKING IN CLASS OR I SWEAR WILL SLAP YOUR PENIS AND MAKE IT GO RIGHT UP YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND MAKE YOU CHOKE IT.

Teacher: SAME FOR THE GIRLS. I HAVE A DILDO IN MY DESK!

Teacher: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

The whole class: Yes Mrs. Asshelmet.

Teacher: Okay, let's get back to work :)

Grayson: Welp, guess we found out that our new teacher is bipolar...

Ethan: Yup!

*The principal walks in*

Principal: Is everything all right in here?

Teacher: I don't know, you should ask the class. Is everything ALL RIGHT CLASS?!

*All nods their heads but Ethan and Grayson don't*

Principal: Wait, hold up, those 2 boys didn't nod their head. Is everything alright?

Ethan: NO! MY TEACHER JUST STARTED RANDOMLY YELLING AT OUT CLASS. USING FOUL LANGUAGE AND SHE ALMOST BROKE SOMEONE'S HAND!

*Principal looks at Mrs. Asshelmet*

Principal: You're coming with me.

Mrs. Asshelmet: FINE. I DONT WANNA SEE THESE F****** KIDS ANYWAY.
_________________________________

This is the end of da chapterrrrrr. Hope you enjoyed! SAR SAR IM GONNA ADD HAYES INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER. SOMEHOW! K BYE