{Grayson's POV}
Me: Why did you say that?! I whispered
Ethan: Cuz, why not? Ethan laughs.
*i roll my eyes and watch the show and my mom comes walking down the stairs*
Lisa: Okay everyone! Time to go to the photoshoot!
Grayson: SHHH!
Lisa: Grayson Bailey Dolan! Don't shush me!
Grayson: Mom! Headass is sleeping
Lisa: Okay.
*my mom walks over to headass and yells in her ear*
Lisa: HEY TRICK ASS BOTCH! GET YA ASS UP OFF MY DAMN COUCH!
*Headass gets scared*
Grayson: Why yell in her ear, mom.
Lisa: Cuz...why not? My mom says while laughing
Headass: Okay damn! Shit!
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{Headass' POV}
Why is this crusty rabbit face yelling in my ear for? wth did i do to her?
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Grayson: Sorry about my mom. Grayson says as he rolled his eyes
Headass: It's all good. For now, speak in my left ear
*We both laugh*
Lisa: OKAY BOTCHES! TO DA CAR
Grayson: I CALL SHOTGUN
Ethan: UMM HELL NO! I GET SHOTGUN
Grayson: Who ever gets to the seat first wins
Ethan: Your on
Grayson: Ready, set, GO!
*Grayson bolts to the car meanwhile, ethan gets a shovel and chucks it at grayson's ass*
Grayson: MY ASS! I NEED IMPLANTS! YOU DENTED MY ASS!
MOM! I NEED IMPLANTS!
*I bursted out into tears!*
*Ethan smirks at Grayson and while running to the car*
Lisa: HURRY UP GUYS! Lisa yells as she winds down the window in the car.
Grayson: But mom! my ass, it hurts af.
Lisa: Arrgh, Headass, i'm sorry about this
Headass: Nah, don't worry
Lisa: C'mon gray!
Grayson: Okay
*Ethan gets into the car*
*Grayson and Lisa come out of the house and get in the car and Lisa starts driving*
Lisa: Everything is so quiet. Ugh, you guys and your phones. Put your phones away, let's talk.
Lisa: Headass, you start, since i don't know much about you
Headass: Well, i watch porn on my free time
Lisa: Why. Would. You. Say. That.
Headass: Oh don't worry. you'd be surprise how many people watch it
*Ethan and grayson get guilty hehe*
Headass: but anyway, i like drawing and drinking cum
Lisa: PARDON ME?!
Headass: Nuthun.
Lisa: Ookaay...
Headass: My mom's a stripper, and so is my shape shifter dog. Uhh, what else. Oh! We made a new friend at school, his name is Tez
Lisa: Oh how wonderful!
Ethan: Yee, he watches porn too
Lisa: okay..
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{Tez's Pov}
I wanna go with Ethan, Grayson and Headass to L.A but couldn't. I really wanted to go with them cuz Hayes is there and Meredith Mickleson.
*My phone buzzes*
Hayes' mom posted a new tweet...
"Having a prayer with my pet chickens"
*i started laughing and put my phone away*
Welp, gotta go to class and make friends again 😒
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{Headass' POV}
*Dont by Bryson Tiller plays on the radio*
(the next lines are gonna be cringey)
"lately you say he been killing the vibe, gotta be sick of this guy, pull up skrt. Get in the ride. Left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh"
*Grayson grips my thigh*
What the hell is this nutcracker botch doing? i think to myself
*i also grip his thigh too. We both look at each other and raise our eyebrows 2 times fast and start laughing*
Lisa: HEY BOTCHES! WE'RE AT THE PHOTOSHOOT
Headass: HAHAH WE'RE HERE. I CANT WAIT!
Ethan: Can you chill?
Headass: No. No i can't. By the way, Meredith is gonna be there.
Ethan: RIGHT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Grayson: Can you chill?
Ethan: No. No i can't.
Ethan: IF I HAVE TO TOUCH THAT
BITCH IN THE PHOTOSHOOT IM RUNNING.
Lisa: It's okay. It's okay. i won't force you to do that but just promise me to say hi
Ethan: Ha, comedy
Lisa: What?
Ethan: i'm not saying anything to her
Lisa: Ugh. whatever
Lisa: Let's go in
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Monica Humped Me.
RandomThis book is about a shape-shifter dog humping me for no reason. If ya like stupid shit, this is the book for you This book includes the crusty headass lookin dolan twins, hayes grier cameron dallas, tez, meredith mickleson and so on *WARNING* This...
