Monica Humped Me.

Chapter 11 - Taking Things Slow

{Headass' Pov}

i'm finally in nyc where i can get all da male strippers :)

we went to our apartment we got 4 bottles of fiji water BUT ALL WERE $4.50. Run me over and f*** my mother. fiji water shouldn't be $4.50.
but anyway, i'm driving to Ethan and Grayson's house just to hang and i ring the doorbell. Grayson answers the door.

Headass: HELLER!

Grayson: Hey headass! you can come in :)

Headass: so, where's ethan?

Grayson: he's upstairs showering. Can i get you anything to drink?

Headass: cum

Grayson: WHAT?!

Headass: What?

*The room is silent*

Headass: Uhh, water please.

Grayson: okay..

*Grayson gets the water and hands me it*

Grayson: Here you go!

Headass: thanks!

Grayson: No problem.

*Lisa walks downstairs*

Lisa: Ohh, Graysonnnn, i see you got yourself a girlfriend!
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Headass thinks to self:
umm, is this bitch drunk? lmao.
i wish tho.
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*Grayson blushed*

Grayson: Mom! she's not my girlfriend (friend zoned 😬)

Lisa: A friend then?

Grayson: Yeah

Lisa: Oh.. Hi! My name is Lisa! and you must be...?

Headass: Headass!

Lisa: What?

Headass: My name is Headass

Grayson: Mom, just go upstairs

Lisa: Okay. i'll tell you when it's time to go

Headass: Boy, ethan is taking long eh?

Grayson: Yeah
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{Grayson's POV}

i'm sick and tired OF THAT RABBIT FACEASS BITCH ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT ETHAN. IM NOT INVISIBLE AM I?!
well, she does like ethan more than i do.. but still, she annoys the crap outta me, but she's cute asf 🍆 💦

shit. i'm having an erection.

i tried to hide it up but that didn't seem to work because she looked down at my penis and saw it go up..really fast...
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{Headass's POV}
OMG UMM GRAYSON'S PENIS JUST WENT UP! I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE NOW LMAO.
but...does he like me?
why would someone like him...like me? i friggin make love with my shape-shifter dog and sometimes
my mom... (ladies and gents, hit them up at 555-2471 if u want those women and men to grind on ya).
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Grayson: So, uh... what would you like to do?

Headass: I dunno. go on netflix?

Grayson: Sure. What show or movie though?

Headass: Breaking Bad?

Grayson: Okay

Grayson and Headass take a seat on the couch 3cm away from each other. Headass' legs are crossed, while Grayson has his arm on the arm rest (he's sitting at the end of the couch)

Grayson: Are you cold? do you need a blanket or something?

Headass: yes please, it's kinda chilly here

*Grayson unfolds the blanket and puts the blanket on her and sits back down*

Grayson: Anything else?

Headass: I'm fine, thanks

*Grayson smiles*

*Headass lays her head in Grayson's shoulder (😏)*

*Grayson wraps his hand around Headass. Footsteps are heard from someone coming down the stairs. It's Ethan. He goes into the kitchen to make pancakes

Ethan: someone's bout to get head tonight. Ethan whispers.

Grayson's widens up his eyes and looks back at Ethan. Ethan gives him a smirk. Luckily, Headass fell asleep.
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Havent posted in years. cuz i had no ideas and i was lazy...so. hope u enjoyed this chapter :)

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