Monica Humped Me.

Chapter 8 - Meredith Mickel-hoe 😒

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(the dog in this story is a female lmao)

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*Let Her Go by Passengers plays in the background*

Headass and Hayes were making out on the bed. It was causal and passionate, nice and slow until Headass gets a phone call.

*Ring Ring*

Headass: Hold on a second, Hayes

Hayes: Yeah, sure

*Headass picks up the phone*

Headass: Hello?

Crusty trickass bitch: Hey sweetie!

Headass: MOM?!

Crusty trickass bitch: *laughs*

Headass: Wow, i haven't heard from you in so long! That stripper job is tough work, huh?

Crusty trickass bitch: Yeah it is! Well i'm coming home right now. I was thinking of taking you to my workplace!

Headass: Are you sure? I'm not even 20 yet...

Crusty trickass bitch: Yeah it is! I asked my boss and he said it's fine!

Headass: Okay sure!

Crusty trickass bitch: Okay! See you in 5mins! Love you!

Headass: Love you too!

*Headass hangs up the phone, runs into her room and tells the Hayes he needs to shape-shift into a dog*

Headass: SHAPE-SHIFT INTO A DOG RIGHT NOW!

Hayes: Why? A few more minutes please!

Headass: WE CANT MY MOM IS COMING HOME IN 5 MINUTES!

Hayes: Oh, she'll be fine with us making out

Headass: Really..?

Hayes: Yeah, your mom is a crack head and a stripper, i'm pretty sure she's fine with it

Headass: How do you know?

Hayes: ARE YOU DUMB! THIS BITCH CLIMBED A LAMPOST AND BRUK UP HER WINDSHIELD!

Headass: That's true..

*Headass' mom comes into the house*

Headass: I'll ask her then

Hayes: Fine, go ahead.

*Headass goes downstairs to ask her mom something*

Headass: Hey mom!

Crusty trickass bitch: Hi sweetie!
Ready to go now?

Headass: Hold on, before we go, can I ask you something?

Crusty trickass bitch: Yeah anything

*Hayes gets out of the bed listening to Headass' and her mom's conversation*

Headass: Are you fine with me making out with my dog?

Crusty trickass bitch: OF COURSE!

Headass: REALLY!

Crusty trickass bitch: YUP! I USED TO DO THAT WITH YOUR FATHER'S SIDE CHICK!

Headass: W-wait...what? Mom are you good?

Crusty trickass bitch: Yeah

Headass: Well, you licking your boobies

Crusty trickass bitch: Oh, this is normal. Now go have fun, i can reschedule the daughter goes to work day

Headass: WAIT! MOM! WE STILL CAN GO! MY DOG IS A SHAPE-SHIFTER

Crusty trickass bitch: OOH COOL! LETS GO THEN. Luckily you don't need an ID to get in
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All of them get into the car and drive off to Crusty trickass bitch's workplace

Headass: Woah!!! Wait, where's all the people!

Crusty trickass bitch: They're all at home, or having a fivesome somewhere around here. I don't know but we only have one person who will entertain ya

Crusty trickass bitch: Headass, meet, Meredith Mickleson, Meredith Mickleson, meet my daughter Headass!

(Headass thinks to her self in the next few lines)

Oh shit. That's Meredith Mickel-hoe, Ethan's ex. The hell is she doing here at a strip club?

Mickel-hoe: Hey!

Headass: Hey!

Headass: You seem familiar, were you Ethan Dolan's boyfriend?

Mickel-hoe: Yeah I was, until he found out that I had was having a foursome with 3 girls in this place and another guy

Headass: Wow, good to know

Mickel-hoe: I'm gonna start now, get some drinks if you'd like :)

(Headass thinks to herself in the next lines)

It would make sense Mickel-hoe works here. She's a hoe. Hoes never gets cold and it was a little chilly in the place i was at.

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