I just got my wifi finally connected. I'm going to be writing as much as possible tonight whilst reading so I can remember how to end the stories accordingly. Thanks for your patience, and I once again wish to apologize for my long absence. Hope you enjoy these horror stories I found!
I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely. I would have been cremated instead.
I never go to sleep, but I keep waking up. (This one reminds me of "Neverending Nightmares") (These two are from justsomething.com)
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game."Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month.""I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"She smiled and held up four fingers.It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them. (Found on scoopwhoop.com)
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I'm Bored .-.
RandomI'm going to add to this every time I get bored .-. Comment stories or puns you want added to it! (Yes, that's Ethan as the cover) #370 in Puns