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1.) Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
(I will never forgive myself for putting this one in here.)
2.) I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
3.) Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
4.) Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's mine too.
5.) Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp. The genie grants each of them one wish. The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted. The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted. The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me..." Wish granted.
These are the cringiest I could find. Now you've wasted a minute of your life reading all of this! Good luck with that haha.
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