AU Kohona High

Recruiter and Recruits

Gaara is AU Kohona High's best recruiter. He's recruited more than 1000 students on his first year. Of course it's only his second. Kohona High is a school for the talented,smart, and very privileged scholars. Who just so happen to be assains. But never fear. The students don't bite......they shred you apart..... Now to the story. This story begins on a Sunday which just so happened to be very Sunny. No pun intended. On this day Gaara was getting a lecture from his senpai Neji. Neji even though he was only a few weeks older than Gaara was bossier than Tsunade their principal. "The number one rule that I gave you was to never come into here and say: I've got a friend who wants to join the school and potentiality become the greatest assasin in the world. And what do you do? You say  exactly that word for word!" Neji scolded glaring at the poor teen. "You didn't say that. You just repeated what I said. But listen his dad is-" "I don't care have you seen his grades? Who the hell gets an F in art? It's frickin art. All you have to do is draw stupid circles and stuff." "Minato-" "And look at his P.E score on pull ups? He got a negative 15! He couldn't even jump to reach the bar! How can he be an assasin? Honestly Gaara what were you thinking?" "Namikaze" Gaara finished. Neji stared at him and glared at the floor. "Ok so his dad's a big shot so what?" "His dad is ashamed of him and he wants to prove his worth. He's really suicidal and if he dies. Kohona will no longer be stable. His dad wouldn't have an heir and the Uchihas will take over." Gaara insisted. Neji had no choice but to allow him to come here. He knew all about suicide and suicidal thoughts. "Only for you Gaara." he answered sighing. Gaara brightened. 'Only for me? Does that mean- No stupid he's your best friend that would be so cliché and he hates cliché things'  Gaara thought blushing before running out the room.
Gaara pov
Urgh why does this dam-horrible school have to be so far away. At the edge of town just so that those Uchiha brats and their followers can come easily. I swear they're all pricks. But some of them are cute. No I have to stay loyal to myself. Don't worry me I love you. I ran past the Hyuuga district and Uzumaki district. Finally the Namikaze district. I raced through the division onto Naruto's property. "Naruto! You're in! I got you in!" I yell at his window on the 5th floor. I knocked onto the front door. "Well if it isn't the little raccoon lookin redhead." Kyuubi said opening the door. "Kyuubi." I replied bordely. "Is Naruto home?" I ask him. He stares at me confused. "He said you and him were going swimming. He said you were gonna teach him or something like that." he answered. "Where?" I ask. "The lake-" I race off to find him. I really need a car. Dad made me leave all the cars at the palace. Urgh that old hillbilly. Urgh did you really have to go to the lake Naruto? Couldn't you just go to the pool? I reach the lake ten minutes later to find it empty. "Naruto! Naruto! Naruto?" I yell loudly and hoarsly. "Woah hey Gaara what happened to your throat. Oh I know Neji hurt you!" an enthusiastic cute voice called from behind me. I turned and he giggled. "You're in" I tell him. He blinks then jumps up and down. "Really thanks a bunch Gaara. You're the best! Thank you. Hopefully father will be proud......" he trailed off and stared at the ground. "Actually. I won't tell him. I'll wait around untill he notices. If he notices that is. I doubt he will. Hey what about Kyuubi?" he asks. I walk towards him and pull him into a hug. "Listen Naruto. One day and one day soon. He'll realize what gift he has right in front of him. I can feel the sands of change." I said. He hugged me back and we stood there for awhile. "Ahem sorry to inturpt whatever this.......is but I need to get past. Me and my brother that is." a mysterious voice says from the bush. "Speaking of brothers. Hey Naruto what's up?" Kyuubi said from another bush. "Funny we would meet here....Kyuubi" the voice says coming closer. A young man Kyuubi's age walks out with long black hair tied in a low pony tail. His eyes were red and his clothes were red, white, and blue. Behind him was a stunning teen. He's probably our age. He has the most beautiful face I have ever seen other than Neji's of course. His hair is tied up and spread out in a duckbutt shape. His eyes are a deep black with mesmerizing silver outlines. His face is pale and thin and he's wearing all dark blue. "Yea. And just when I thought I got rid your sorry a** Itachi" Kyuubi's sly voice answered. "Nii-san you know them? Oh um Hello Ita-sama! My names-" "Jiro" I cut in. Naruto nods and smiles at me. "It means second son if you didn't know" he added while poking his cheek.
Itachi pov
"My name's Ryoichi. Which means first son of Ryo." Sasuke said darkly from behind. "Now that we've so wonderfully have met let us be off. Ryoichi come along now." I said and signalled for him to follow. He growled and stomped past me. Kyuubi glared at me. "Oh Kyuubi I didn't forget about you. Don't worry darling~" I said giggling as I went. Cutie. Kyuubi has that affect on me that I hate. He can make me blush and he can make me flirt. I'm not used to this feeling I hate these hormones! I walked up the stairs leading to my house. "Mom we're back!" I yell. She dashes down and hugs  us. "Oh thank goodness. Sasuke you really need to stop running off like that! You could get hurt." she cried. "Yea whatever. Oh guess what!? Ita-nii was flirting today~" Sasuke teased. Baka. He'a gonna get me killed one day. If dad finds out with who. I'm done for. "With who?" dad says from upstairs. "You'll never guess. Who broke down his barriers. Who makes him blish like a ripe tomato. Who makes him feel special and rare. Who makes him feel shy like a bookworm." he said over dramatically. I'm really starting to think he doesn't like me. "Sasuke quit playing around and tell us!" mom says laughing. Sasuke stood and put a hand on his hip. He pouted just a bit and closed one eye. "Well I was always one to tease~" dad laughed as he walked down the stairs. "But seriously it was..........none other than......Kyuubi Namikaze!" he yelled. I blushed at the name but willed it down. Mother squealed in delight. Father frowned. "Namikaze? Why him. Honestly Itachi I think you could do better" he says. Sasuke laughs and I glare at him. "Sasuke was flirting with the younger one. What was his name again?" "It was Jiro" Sasuke answers quickly. "Of course you would know?" I teased. He shrugged. "Of course I would he's cute" Mom gaped at his boldness and Father chuckled. "I don't know how it's gonna work though. If Sasuke marries Jiro then Kyuubi and Itachi can't get married!" Mother wailed. Oh god what kind of family do I have?
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God: Sorry I ran out of sanity when I was making them.