AU Kohona High

It was obvious Brat

-----------------Warning this is all Flashbacks of Sasori's last mission just to give you a feel of what Naru-kun is about to go through😉----------------------------------------
"Dei hurry up you're wasting everyone's time." Sasori yelled from outside the bathroom door. "Welcome excuse me Sasori-kun it's hard to wear dresses like these! Plus my makeup has to be perfect!" "You don't even need f*cking makeup! You already look like a flippin girl. Df? Honestly hurry up. Hidan and Kakazu are waiting outside." "Fine calm down. God..." Dei stepped out the door. On highish black open heels that had laces that went up to his knees. His hair was pulled up into a bun and his dress was black with open laces along the edge. The dress showed off his thighs and his stomach-sides. The dress was slightly short and it reached mid-thigh. "Do I look good?" he asked nervously and Sasori rolled his eyes. "Huh but kareshi I need to know!" Dei whined. They climbed into the car and were greeted by Hidan's colorful curses. "Well at least I got some time with Zuzzie" he said sitting back down. Dei laughed and all the boys blushed and looked away. "Hey um so we all know the mission right? Move everybody away from the target and corner him after. Dei you and Sasori get the oldest men." Sasori frowned at this. He was wearing a sparkly orange shirt with a low rimmed chest and short white booty shorts. The shoes were tall and white with 1 green stripe. His hair was down and curly. [Insert pic on top]. "Hey Sasori you actually look hot today don't feel embarrassed but a shy and daring look would look good on you. Hmm and Dei you would be the star of the party just move your hips more when you dance then when you walk and make sure you use your arms. We got this case in the bag guys. Oh and one more thing people  go-".......
The four walked out the limo and all cakewalked into the mansion.  This place has 5 stories and 134 rooms. 56 were bathrooms and more than 12 were fake master bedrooms. The real one is at the top. Sasori thought to himself as he walked towards the bar. He sat at the rear in the few of his target but still alone. "*whistle* Look what we have here boys? A girlie decided to join is here." his target said. "What's your name?" "Oh um hello sir. My names Himagi. What's yours?" Sasori said twisting a hair nervously. He sat down next to him and wrapped an arm around. "Names Sawgari Juion." he said. "Nice to meet you. I've heard about you. Like how you wrestled a shark all by yourself! And how you solved a rubix cube in 1.45 seconds! You really are charming." Sawgari smirked and flexed his muscles. "What can I say? I'm a man after all." "Hmm....can this man dance?" Sasori teased tracing a finger over his muscles. "Only one way to find out." Sawgari answered and pulled Sasori onto the dance floor. "How about a bet on who can attract more people? Winner gets whatever they want from the loser." Sawgari said and Sasoro nodded. Baka I could fake lose and led him someplace then finish him off. He's too trustung for his own good. He thought. "Alrighty begin!" they shouted and began to dance. Sawgari showed no mercy from the start. But Sasori moved with grace and spunk. They danced and danced and danced through 10 songs and everyone around them was cheering them on. Most though were for Sasori. The last song finished and Sasori struck a pose while Sawgari just dropped his hands and bowed to the crowd. "Girlie you got moves" "Beat him up girl" "Come on girl you know you won" "Good job you were amazing" "Omg like are you like a dancer or something like cause that was like amazing." people from the crowd moved around to him. The redhead blushed and walked towards Sawgari with a small thank you. Sasori smiled at Sawgari. "That was fun and tiring. I'm too tired to pick a challenge for you. You can pick one for me though." Sasori whined with a small pout. "Hmm what to choose? What to choose. Oh I know let's go enjoy the view. Follow me it's at the tippy top of the building." he said and Sasori followed happily.
Meanwhile with Dei
Dei had a whole town's worth of boys around him as he drank his 115th shot with ease. His opponent was drunk and slurring his words. "Well he's certainly finished. Boys take him away will you?" he asked and they immediately threw the man away. "Oh I wish I could be out there on the dance floor. But who would want to dance with a girl like me?" he whined and all the boys ran up to him. He smirked and approached his target. "Would you~" he asked. His target was a 23 year old man named Tsuuki. Tsuuki glared at him and turned away. "You're too flat" he said. Dei fell to the floor in shock. "F-f-flat? How could you call me that? I can't help it if my body doesn't grow the way I want it to! That's not fair. Just one dance with a flatie like me wouldn't hurt right?" he cried. Tsuuki sighed and picked him up. "Fine whatever I hope you know how." Dei smirked and slipped out the pocket knife which blade was dipped in knock out poison. Tsuuki led the way and they danced and danced. Dei couldn't help but look over to Sasori who was shamelessly flirting with the target as they moved up stairs. Baka. He'll get himself killed. Why is he going with that guy anyway? Is he even a target or is Sasori just messin around with other people? How rude of him. Dei thought madly as the pair stepped inyo the elevator. Tsuuki pulled him closer and Dei swayed his hips more following Hidan's advice.
They continued before they're legs started hurting. The walked towards the bar arms wrapped around one another when Dei snaked his arm out and stabbed him in his side. Tsuuki fell to the floor and Dei yelled in alarm. "Ahh! Somebody help please he fainted omg somebody please help!" he cried hugging the older man's head. Hidan in disguise ran over and picked him up. "Don't worry ma mam. I'll take care of him" he said and walked away. Dei followed like a mother after her hurt child. The on lookers muttered amongst themselves nobody noticing Dei's actions. Dei and Hidan made it to the 3rd floor before setting him down in a spare rooms. "Tie him up then gag him." Hidan ordered. "Hai" Dei set off to work silently. "Hey um Hidan when did you confess to Kakuzu?" "I didn't...well I mean I did....but it was like...um we didn't talk much when it happened....we just sort of....knew." Hidan answered flustered by the question. "Hmm" "Why do you ask?" Hidan asked the shorter male. "Isn't it obvious? Sasori." he stated. "But I wanted to practice how I would confess." Hidan smirked knowingly. "Practice on me" he said and sat down with a deep scowl. "What did you call me here for brat" Dei giggled and cleared his throat. "I don't know how well you're gonna take this but I think I van tell you. We've known each other for a really long time now and we were close if not best friends. But....I was starting to feel a little more. I don't want to just be your friend. And I'm sorry if this ruins our friendship but you've friendzoned me all my life without even realizing it!" "Tch brat you think I didn't know?" Dei looked up a deep blush on his face. "It was obvious brat" Hidan continued. "But I don't like you the same way. You should already know that. Why would I like you? I never saw you as anything more than a puppet that should be used at my disposal." he said. Dei stared shocked at what Hidan had just said. Tears flooded his eyes and his nose grew red as well as his ears. "A-a-a p-p-puppet?" he whispered. "Dude dude dude. Sorry remeber I'm not really Sasori I just pretending. You just need to be ready for if that really does happen. But besides that you were great. Your confession was cute and everything. Just don't try to seduce him just be yourself. " Hidan said patting the male on the back. But he was already sobbing. High heels came towards the door quietly. "It's me Sasori" it said before opening the door. He pulled in his target and stared in shock at the two. Anger emitted off of him as he locked eyes with Hidan. "You....made....him...cry?" he asked threateningly. Hidan paled and ran out the room calling for his lover. Sasori kneeled down next to the crying blonde. "Hey you ok?" he asked. Dei nodded his head and willed tye tears to stop. "Thank you" he whispered. "No problem what are friends for?" A silence filled the room before Dei started crying again. "What did I do?" Sasori yelled. "You baka! I don't want to be your friend" he said and pulled the redhead closer to him. "I want to be...so much more dammit" he whispered. Sasori picked him up and nuzzled into his neck. "So you want to be bestfriends with benefits?" he asked dumbly. Dei sighed and hugged the boy intensely. "..." The two boys stared at each other after it. Sasori gently pushed Dei away taking his arms off of him in the process."What was that for?" he asked. Dei lowered his eyes helplessly and stood up quickly. "You wouldn't understard no matter how hard I try to tell you or show you" he said and walked out the room. Sasori sighed and tied up the men. "Tch it was obvious brat. I'm not dense. I just don't know if I like you or not. I'm pretty sure I like Tobi." he said loudly but not loud enough for Dei to hear.