Sasuke pov
Where is that idiot anyway? I ran towards the forest. "*cough*" I headed towards the sound slowly. "Naruto?" I ask creeping towards the tree. "Sa-Sasuke? Leave me alone! P-please" he stuttered. I walked around the tree and stared at him. He was covered in blood and the ground around him was soaked with it. "Kami what did you do?" I whisper-shouted. He looked down and scratched the back of his head nervously. "Well you see I um well I........I fell really badly and my lung got crushed so I coughed up blood but I'm fine now. I know some medical ninjutsu." he lied. "Baka I know you're lying so why bother even trying?" I asked and picked him up. He sighed and his eyes welled up with water. "I'll be okay......" he mumbled then brightened immediately "Yay Senpai cares about me!" he cheered and hugged me tightly. "Dobe get off." I growled turning my face away so he can't see my blush. God he's so embarrassing. "I finished the mission. Let's head back. Kyu-sama and Ita-nii are already heading back." I said and started walking towards the school. He stood shakily and pushed himself forward. He sure does have a lot if stamina. "Dobe you need help?" I ask. He nods his head hurriedly and jumps into my arms. "..hn" I actually don't mind him doing it.
Gaara pov
"N-Neji-san? I just got the report back from squad Uchiha. Squads Hatake and Inuzuka have also finished their missions. Would you like me to check them or do you wanna- um want to do it?" I said formally. Neji shook his head and patted the seat next to him. "I want to see if the new kids are actually good at something. What were the teams?" he asked. He never let's me do anything with him. Maybe he has changed. I dumped the stack of paper down and opened up Naruto's squad. "Well as usual squad Uchiha finished swiftly but Naruto had a minor injury. Apparently Kyuubi can adapt to his surroundings and situations easily. Naruto well he dragged them behind. He couldn't keep up and he questioned Tsunade. Well at least he's alive." I joked half-heatedly. Neji smiled softly and picked up the next squad. "Inuzuka: Kiba,Ino, Sai, and Hinata. Kiba and Hinata get along but Sai has trouble socially so the mission took 20 minutes to complete. Ino did exceptionally better than the others surprisingly. Sai and Kiba are pretty much independent but Kiba doesn't think before acting despite his IQ." Neji said quietly. A glint flashes in his eyes. "Hey what about that Sakura girl? She got placed with Dei. I bet they still haven't finished their mission." I mused and tickled him under his ear. He giggled and nodded. "Stop it Panda-chan " he teased. I laughed with him and snuggled closer. He grabbed the last squad. Squad Hatake. "Squad Hatake: Sakura,Shikamaru, Shino,Choji, and Dei.Sakura was totally useless and the boys did the mission without her." he said amused. Dei of course performed perfectly and Shikamaru was the best at making decisions no surprise there. Shino and Choji didn't report much but acordding to Dei they were lookouts. I was thinkning maybe Dei should be switched again. He and Kiba would get along. And Sai can at least tolerate Sakura." he said. "Sure....um Neji-san. I was wondering why we aren't part of squads." I said dismissively. "We are. Honestly do you ever pay attention. We're in the elite squad number 2. Ya know with:Sasori,Obito, Suigetsu." he replied hitting me on the head playfully. "Oh yea! Why haven't we had any mission yet?" I whined. "Our last one was 2 days ago idiot. We went to the city of sand. Your home city. [Sorry for using city it just makes it more modern.] " he sighed annoyed. Oh yea huh.
Deidara pov
I swear that- "Dei! How was your mission? Did you like it? What was it? Did you slack off again? Who were your teammates?" Tobi-kun rambled. "Good. No. We had to kill these smugglers. No. Sakura, Shikamaru, Choji, and Shino." I huffed. Sasori glanced at me and patted the seat next to him. "Sakura?" he asked. "Who else gets me worked up like that?" I yelled and plopped down. "What did she say?" he asked calmly. How is he so calm? "She said that I was a drag queen wannabe just because I called her flat!" I whined. "Oh boy here we go again" he muttered. "Like excuse me! It's not my fault I have more hips than you not to mention beauty in general. Have you seen her forehead? I could fit fricken Milluki Zoldyck on there! Me a drag queen!?! F*k that she's only saying that because she looks like a guy with her flat a* self!" I ranted pounding on the table childishly. Sasori giggled a bit and petted my head. "You done yet?" "Yea...I guess so but if I see her face one more time I'm scratch her up so bad she'll know how catty I am!" I declared. The door swung open to show a billboard with pink hair on it walk in. Sh-It looked like it had been crying. "Hold me back." I seethed and stood up. Sasori just shook his head and stood up with me. Behind her was Sai he had tears in his eyes too. Sakura glanced up and glared at me. "Boo b*ch" I snap. She growls and runs at me wildly. Idiot. I wait till she's right in front of me before kneeing her in her stomach. "Hck" she choked and spit out. Hopeless. She had to have seen that coming. Sai rolled his eyes and picked her up. "When she wakes up tell her that I'll fight her when she's actually sane. K?" I call out as they walk away. "See that Sasori? I controlled my anger." I said proudly. He smiled and pats my head again. "Come on class is about to start and people are coming in." he said quietly. Senpai is so cute and shy. Itachi walked in looking distressed. "Ita-kun? What's wrong?" I asked. "I'll tell you after school" he answered. Urgh now I have to wait till this period is over. What kind of school has eight periods? It's pure torture! I sigh and plop down. Hiruzen-sama walks into the classroom instead of Fuzen-sensei. "What are you doing here? " I ask him rudely. "Sheesh kids these days are so rude. Can't your old principal visit you?" he croaked. His voice! "Oh god! You're dying? So soon this can't be. Don't worry I'll be at you're funeral. R.I.P!" I shouted anime tears running down my face. He sweat dropped along with everyone else in the room. "You idiot! He's just sick." Sasori said hitting my head. "Oh hehe sorry" I mumbled and sat down. Hiruzen cleared his throat. Oh right he's still talking. "Well I was going to tell you guys about this year's vacation trip. We extended it for a month and it's on a private cruise ship that goes to the Bahamas. But we will only be picking the best behaved students and students who perform the best on missions." he annouced. Vacation? The Bahamas? That means seeing Sasori in his swimsuit and getting tans! A whole month with me and senpai. "Wait how many people are going?" I demanded. "21" he answered. [Btw that wasn't supposed to be that stupid yet funny 21 vine]. "Oh fun stuff" I say absent mindly. "Dei pay attention to Hiruzen he asked you a question" Sasori whispers in my ear. "What did you say old man?" I ask ignoring his glare. "I asked you why you were interested in how many people could go. You aren't planning something are you?" he said leaning over me. "Calm down old man. I just wanted to know how many of my friends could come. Or rather are going." I sneered and lifted my head up diligently. The whole class sweat dropped. "Baka!" he yelled and smacked my head. Sasori tensed a bit and glared defensively at the old man. "Oh sorry Sasori I didn't mean to upset you. I won't do it again." he stuttered. God that actually hurt. "Dei?" Sasori asked quietly. "I'm fine." I shout determidly. He smiled softly and turned the other way towards Tobi-kun. "Sasori-senpai do you wanna come over after school? I have some new games we can play and mummy says that she and daddy are gonna be gone the whole afternoon so we get to cook! Or order in like we usually do. Want to? Besides we have a lot to talk about like a lot." Tobi gushed practically drooling onto my senapi. "Sure. We haven't hung out alone in awhile I was missing you." senapi answers ruffling his hair like he usually does with mine. Urgh. Like hell Tobi-kun is getting my Sasori.
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AU Kohona High
FanfictionHigh school couldn't get any weirder- OR SO YOU THOUGHT! Welcome to AU Kohana high were Naruto characters learn to become the worlds greatest assains! It's fun and just something to read when you have time to spare. Disclaimer- for any art or charac...