AU Kohona High

Death is your welcoming

Neji pov
Pathetic lot of kids who don't know anything about anything.
And now I have to teach them perfect. "Listen up you retards. I haven't all the time in the world so I better not have to repeat myself. Rule number one: You yourself  are not important. Rule number two: never be late. Rule jumber three: never miss a class. Rule number four: no special relationships such as boyfriend girlfrend shiz. Rule number five: be prepared to die. Rule number six: be trustworthy. Rule number seven: kill anyone in any situation. We do not believe in mercy not even for our students. Rule number seven: never beg. Rule number eight: never be weak off school grounds or in the presence of your senpai and not that kind of senpai. Rule number nine: remember who your betters are. Rule number ten: be aware." I explained. "Those are the ten main rules here at this school. Of course we have about 237 more in the handbook but read that in your own spare time. Now first things first. If you have any life problems forget about them because nobody here cares unless it's your love life cause then Deidara cares. You're first mission will be coming in about 3 weeks. Untill then you will only have advanced bio and gym." I added. They all sighed in annoyance. The smallest one Naruto I think stared at me dreamily. "Sports? Is there basketball?" he asked excitedly
"Yea but with your past grades in gym I sincerely doubt you will be able to get in." I told him. He's the weakeat person at our school. He's even weaker than Haruno. "Hey! My bro's tougher than he looks ya know!" the redhead shouted. "I happen to be your better so mind your tone young man." I said calmly. "Hey wait. Where do I go to sign up?" the energetic brown haired one says. Kiba I think he name is. "Um the gym obvi. Just go after school. Oh and no pets allowed." I answered bordely. The lazy one sighs. "This school is such a drag." he says loudly. "Take that back! Sasuke-kun goes here!" the blonde and pinky say simultaneously. "Urgh Sasuke's a royal prick. He doesn't care for girls like you. You're that type that fantasies about your future together without even knowing him. Cause just so you know stalking someone isn't the same as knowing them. So unless you get your act together. One of you will end up dead." I threatened. The lazy guy smiled at me and the dog boy whispered to Naruto. "Hey look maybe we got of on the wrong foot. My name's Kurama but call me Kyuu or Kyuubi. This is my little bro Naruto and those are his weirdo friends." the redhead said. Kyuu? It matches him. "My name's Kiba and this is my best dudette Ino! The potato eating one is Choji." dog boy says. "Oh and this is Akamaru he's my dog. Please let him stay. We've been through everything together. Gang fights,plays, missions, family reunions, parties,break ups, marriage, and stuff" he adds. A dog at this school? Tsunade would never allow that. "Yea can Akamaru-chan pwease stay. He makes evrybowdy happy!" Naruto says with an extra baby voice and and pleading smile. Urgh no I can't break protocol for this blondie. "Make sure nobody smells it" hears it, feels it, taste it, or sees it." a masculine voice says from behind. I turn around to see a lovable redhead. "Gaara it's my job to decide that not yours." I said glaring at him. "Oh come on look at that face you know you want to make Naru-chan happy right?" he says poking Naruto in the cheek. "Tch whatever. I let you off to easily everytime. But honestly this is the last time." I snarl. He laughs and flops down on the couch. "You said that last time!" he said quietly. I glare and turn away towarss the retards. "Continue." I instruct. "Hm? Omg Ino! They totally have a thing going on! But they won't admit it because of rule number four!" Naruto exclaims grabbing onto the closest person which happened to be Ino. I kept my blush down and rolled my eyes. Gaara laughed and waved it off. "Lots of kids think that but honestly. If I like someone no stupid rule is gonna keep me from them." I exclaimed. Shikamaru tilted his head in someway and smirked at me. "You guys are totally in love. Don't deny it." he says. "Idiots just continue intoducing yourselves!" I screamed. They all laughed at my steaming face. "Ok ok ok sorry. I'm Sairama and this is my twin bro Shino. But call him Shi and me Sai." a black haired guy with a perverted smile said. "Uh-huh sure whateves then. Well I suggest you guys go to lunch before the seats are all taken and you have to sit at the dork table. Oh and be careful who you're friends with." I said before opening the door and pushing them out. "It's gonna be an interesting year." Gaara stated. "You were the ones that got them Einstein." I retorted. He stood and made his way towards me. "You let me." he snapped. "Why would you choose useless people like them anyway? How can they help the school?" I asked angrily. "I choose them because I know that they can change your heart and others hearts. But I mostly did it for you. Since no matter what I do you're still a heartless cold son of a bulldog." he muttered. Change me? "What do you mean?" I ask him inching closer. "What I mean is that I'm not enough for you. And I really...um....want to change you so I brought people who can make you nicer and more sociable." he says nervously. I pulled a strand of his hair back and kissed his forehead. "You are my little student. *Neji isn't rlly a teacher guys* you've already changed me." I said. "I don't want to be your student I want to be more than just a student! Goodness must everything be spelled out for you?" he shouted and buried his face into my chest. "Gaara? I- I- I'm not to sure. I mean I really like you but rule number four." I stuttered. He leaned down and kissed me softly. I smiled and he melted into the kiss as I took charge. His hands wrapped around my neck pulling me closer. I wrapped my hands around his body and feel underneath his shirt. "Hey Neji-senpai I forgot my-" we jumped apart with a string of salova connecting us. Naruto stood squealing in the doorway. "Aw you guys are just so cute! Continue, continue I'm just getting my book." he said. Gaara wiped his lips slightly. "Baka! Don't go barging in on people it's rude!" I yelled with a huge blush on my face. Urgh.
Naruto pov*finally
Neji-senpai is so cute! "Don't worry Neji-senpai and Panda-chan! I won't tell anybody!" I said pinching both their cheeks. "There's nothing to tell I kissed him without permission and he was in shock so he went with the flow." Panda-chan said quietly. Neji just glared at the floor. "But I think he still liked it Panda-chan." I assured him. Neji-san kissed him back so he has to like him. "Shut up" Neji-senpai said curtly. "Wait um......you know rule number four? What if you're already in a relationship with someone at this school." I asked. Kiba totally owes me now! He'll have to buy me ramen. "Then you break up. Simple oh and Gaara. This meant nothing next time keep your temptations in check." he said sternly and walked out the room. Gaara's face deflated after he left. "Panda-chan?" I walked towards him slowly and placed a hand on his shoulder. "Thanks Naru-kun." he said regaining his posture. "To be honest that wasn't the first time we kissed. We've done it so many times we even dated but then his uncle and father found out and they got really mad. Like super mad. They beat him and turned him into this cold monster you see before you. When I went to ask him if he was alright he slapped me and broke up with me. Then his uncle established rule number four." he whispered. "That's horrible! Here why don't you sit with us this lunch period we're sitting in the second dining hall since nobody else is in there." I said grabbing his hand. "Sure why not. Thanks a lot Naruto". We walked towards the dining hall hand in hand till the lady with large bosoms came and stopped us. "You must be new so I understand but Gaara? Care to tell me why you and this young man right here are holding hands?" she said. "Lady Tsunade it's not what it looks like. We were just heading to lunch and Naruto is an energetic kid." Panda-chan said. "Hello misses Tsunami" I said cutely. She smiled just a bit and let us pass. "Fine I can already see he's like his father. Gonna be a school heartthrob just wait till Sasuke hears." she said laughing. Why does everyone keep talking about Sasuke who is he? Whoever he is he better not try to take away my cuteness it's all I've got left. All I have left to keep me living, wanted, and useful is my cuteness.