"Fuck off!" You hear sollux shout at eridan from across the room.
You didn't mean to be rude, but It just kind of happened. That's your natural talent, blending in with the shadows. It's unlikely he'd ever like a human like you, but a girl can dream, can't she?
He's been arguing with that asshole for a while. Finally he storms away straight toward you. Well sh!t. He walks right into you.
"HOLY SHIIT- oh iit'2 ju2t you, ____."
"Sorry, sollux. 1 d1dnt mean to scare you l1ke that." You apologize sheepishly.
"Naw iit2 alriight. But iit2 gettiing late, why don't you come back to my place?" He offers. "You'd do that for me?" You ask, your cheeks turning a deep shade of red. "Yeah." He smiles. "But how ii2 iit your eye2 are purple, but you blu2h red?" He asked. You laugh. Trolls are confused by the simplest things.
Along the way, you try to explain it, but it proves he's hopeless. He's so damn cute.
