"Oof!" You land facefirst in the pillows, but recover quickly and brush yourself off. You look around the messy hive, scattered with dozens of beehives and tubes of honey. Sollux flops down on a cushion.
"2o, Ii guess thii2 ii2 iit. Not much, really." He remarks. You sit next to him. "Now you, on the other hand, are 2omethiing 2pecial." He lifts your chin with a pale finger, and your lips meet his.
*TIME SKIP-Two Weeks Later*
Yes, you still can't believe you managed to score captor as your matesprit. Him and his bulge sure had captured your attention.
You walk to his hive, wanting to see that cute little face of his again. Psii greets you. "Hey biitch." He greets you in his usual way. "Liittle captor i2n't here, he'2 wiith hii2 biitchy kiis." He slurps a chocolate milkshake. You have no idea how he stays so skinny when he eats all that shit. "You miight wanna leave before tuna fliip2 a 2hiit or 2omethiing." He rolls his eyes. "Gog, ok, would it kill you not to be such an unbelievable dick to me for once?" You're pissed. I mean, this asshole hasn't said a nice word to you since he met you. "What'2 iit to you, ____?" He puts down the milkshake.
"Well, i'il tell you that's iits not okay to talk to my Matespriit liike that!" Comes a voice from the front of the hive. From the sounds of it, sollux is back. He comes storming from the living room, Eridan sheepishly trailing behind. "Fuck off, 2ollux! Thii2 doe2t even concern you!" Psii screams. "iit doe2 when ____ ii2 iinvolved!"
