USUK- I love you more than Nutella

Bonus: GerIta!

     "JESUS ITALY THEYRE CATS MEIN GOTT!"

      "THEYRE GONNA KILL ME LUDDY!"

      Feliciano jumped into the taller man's arms, clinging to him and crying. Ludwig sighed. "Let's just go watch a movie..."

     "Ve!~ Okay Doitsu!"

       The two sat in the living room while the cat roamed around. Feliciano whimpered, clinging to Ludwig. And the German was having none of it. "Mein Gott! That irrational fear will come back to bite you in the arsch!" And so it did.

      The next day-

      "LUDDY! HELP! I'M A CAT!"

      Ludwig groaned, rolling on his side. "Feli... it's too early for jokes."

     "LUDDY! I'M NOT KIDDING! I'M A CAT DOITSU!"

     Ludwig sighed and opened his eyes, facing the Italian. He let out a soft gasp. "Mein Gott, you vere not kidding."

       Brown cat ears that matched the Italian's hair wrested on his head. A small tail swayed, matching the Italian's hair once again. Tears were flowing from his eyes, hands shaking at his sides. "Luddy! What do I do?!"

       "Should ve call your bruder?"

        "I don't know if Lovino will like this!"

         "Let's just call him and see what happens, ja?"

           Ludwig knew that he wouldn't like what the older brother had to say, but he just had to see what would happen.

      ~ ~ ~

"What the hell?! You potato bastard! This is what happens when I let my little brother stay here with you!"

     The older Italian had probably been saying the same thing for twenty minutes, pacing while a his boyfriend tried to calm him down. Lovino turned to the Spaniard covered in turtles and slapped him. "Shut up! This is not helping! My brother is a cat and a turtle is biting my culo!"

       Antonio sighed. "Maybe we should just let it be amor."

        "Do not call me love you bastard! And I will not let it be!"

        "Lovi-"

         "No!"

         Feliciano was crying and clinging to Ludwig. "Doitsu! What are we gonna do?!"

          Ludwig sighed. "You two can leave... I've got this."

          Before the older Italian could argue, a turtle covered Spaniard was dragging him out of the house. Ludwig sighed. "Let's go.... try to work this out."

        The two sat on the couch, Ludwig fidgeting. Feliciano yawned and laid in his lap, purring. The German looked at him, sighing and began to stroke his ears. Feli purred, swaying his tail. Ludwig sighed. "I suppose I can live vith this... for a little bit."

     The next morning-

     Ludwig woke to a pawing at his nose. He opened his eyes to see a cat tapping at his nose and purring. He looked oddly like Feli... Oh God... it was Feli! He shot upright. "Gott... I need to call my bruder! Stay still!"

      And Gilbert was over with Mattie in no time. He stood at the doorway, grinning. "I'm glad you called for the awesome me's assistance!" 

     Ludwig sighed and motioned to the cat rubbing against his leg. "This is.... Feli."

     Gilbert bent down to pet the cat. "Odd thing to name a cat after your boyfriend."

      "He's not my boyfriend and this is him!"

     "Well that's not good."

     "I think I already realized that!"

     "Well bruder, we could take care of him until he-"

     "Ludwig?" a small voice asked. Ludwig looked down to see a human Feli. "Feliciano!" Ludwig yelled, picking him up.

     Feliciano yelped and clung to him. "What is it Doitsu?"

     "You're human again!"

      "Hm?"

     "Nevermind."

Reality-

     Feliciano was curled up on Ludwig's lap, sleeping. He let out soft mews every now and then. Ludwig sighed. "Wonder what he's dreaming about."

      "Ve~ Doitsu, Ti amo."

     And Ludwig blushed and stared. "I... love you too Feli."

     End~

//Hey! Another update! Yay! Well, there will be a sequel, watch out for it!//