I Hate You More

Vows?! What Are My Vows?!

Harry was pacing around the room, mumbling things to himself.
"Would you sit down? Your pacing is making me nervous" Ron said, slightly annoyed. Today was his wedding day and had been a nervous wreck all day.
"What if he says no?!" Harry says worriedly.
"He won't. As I've said 10 times today"
"But like what if he does? What do I do then??"
"You won't have to. He won't say no. And if he does I'll hex him"
"Don't hex him!!"
"I will only hex him if he says no"
"You think he'll say no?!"
"My god Harry! Chill! Now calm down before I hex YOU! Go practice your vows or something"
"Vows?! What are my vows?!!"
"Harry. You know your vows, you've said then to me a million times."
"Do they suck?? Are they too cheesy??"
"No they don't suck. No they aren't to cheesy. Now sit down!"
"Fine." Harry says grumpily but then jumps up again and shouts "Is he even here?? What if he forgot!"
"He is in the other room with Hermione! He's here! Sit down or I'm going to hex you!!"

Meanwhile in the other room with Draco and Hermione...

"Is my tie straight???" Draco says, pacing
"Draco. You're wearing a bow tie. And yes it's straight." Hermione says, barely paying attention. Draco was so nervous and was asking such stupid questions that she had given up on trying to calm him at this point.
"SHOES! WHERE ARE MY BLOODY SHOES!"
"On your feet" Hermione replies, not even looking up
"WHERE ARE THE RINGS?!"
"With Hagrid"
"How do you know??"
"Harry gave them to him a couple days ago"
"Harry! Where's Harry?!"
"In the other room with Ron" Hermione replies, still reading her book
"What if he isn't there?!"
"He is"
"But what if he isn't"
"You don't need to worry about that. He's there"
"How do you know"
"I'm physic"
"Liar! How do you know!"
"Cause I can hear Ron yelling at him" it was true, she had just heard Ron yell,
"Sit down before I hex you!"
"He's yelling at him?! Why?! He shouldn't be! I'll punch him!" Draco yells
"Don't punch your soon to be husbands best man, Draco."
"Why not?!"
"Because it's rude"
"Whatever" Draco says and finally he sits down "My vows are better than his right?" Draco asks, he still wanted to one up Harry with the vows.
"They are both very good. But remember. Kreacher is the judge"
"Oh yeah. He'll like Harry's more, he likes Harry more"
"Kreacher doesn't like anyone Draco. And he's a house elf, he'll be honest"

Meanwhile With Harry And Ron

"MY GOD HARRY! SIT DOWN ON THE BLOODY CHAIR BEFORE I HEX YOU!! AND I WILL!!" Ron yelled
"BUT WHAT IF HE DOES???" Harry yells back
"Harry. If you come up with one more 'what if' situation that will never happen, I'm going to walk out those doors and never come back. He won't walk through the crowd and find some other person who he thinks is more worthy of marriage. That's ridiculous. Next you're going to say that you're worried he'll turn into a dragon mid-way through the ceremony" Ron says annoyed
"Ready 'Arry?" Hagrid says as he walks into the room
"Yes. No. Maybe. No. Yes?" Harry replies
"My god take him before I hurt him!" Ron says
"Alright. You need to head over and walk in before 'Arry and Draco, I got him from here" Hagrid says and Ron walks out. He was nervous himself, not that anything would go wrong, but Harry was his best friend, Draco was a good friend, but he's known Harry since right before first year. He knew that Harry found someone he loved but he was always nervous that he would get hurt. He knew that he wouldn't and that Draco loved him. He was still nervous and excited. After a bunch of wedding blab that no one was paying attention to except for maybe Molly, the wizard marrying them says...
"Harry? Your vows?"
"Oh okay. Um. Draco, I don't know when I fell in love with you, but I realized that I loved you 3 years ago..." they had gotten married on 3 year anniversary of them kissing/1 year of the engagement. "And 1 year ago I decided that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, and thank Merlin that you said yes, cause if you hadn't I don't know where I'd be. I love you so much, you've given up so much for me. You've been there through thick and thin..." Ron scoffs and mumbles
"so have I"
"Yes Ron, but I'm not marrying you. If you'd like at the reception I'll say some best friend vows for you" Harry says and everyone laughs
"Very well. Proceed." Ron nods and says and everyone giggles again
"You've been there for the great times and the bad times. And I appreciate you so much for that. You've sat with me at my parents grave, you were there for me when I was studying for the O.W.L'S at the end of 8th year when I was so annoyed that i was about ready to "avada kedavra" by books" everyone laughed once more "I vow to only make ferret jokes once every two months, if you promise to never slick your hair back EVER again. I love you, but you look like someone dropped a tub of hair gel onto a peacock, or should I say peahen, those have white feathers. I vow to always make breakfast, because if I don't you'll never get up. I promise to be there for you when you're upset and when you're happy, to take care of you when you're sick, to always be ready with coffee in the morning, and to love you unconditionally for the rest of time. 3 years ago, when you told me to meet you, I was wondering if maybe you liked me. I remember thinking that you don't, and that I would never hold your hand, and that we'd never get married, and I'd never feel a hug from you, that I'd never own a house with you, raise a child together, never grow old together, and that after we graduated... I'd never see you again. The thought of never seeing you again made me cry, and that's why I had been crying. Standing here I know I look back on those thoughts, and now there's only a few more to complete..." tears were rolling down Draco's cheeks at this point, Harry had never told him why he was crying that day. Draco never knew that Harry thought those things. "And I sincerely hope that we can complete those last few things, and add a few more. I'm so happy to be marrying you, there's no one else in the world who I'd rather spend the rest of my life with. I love you, Draco Lucius Malfoy." Hagrid was crying and you could hear his overly loud blowing of his nose.
"Thank you Harry." The wizard says "Draco? Your vows?"
"Well, I don't know if I can top those, but I'm going to try. Cause per tradition, I must one up you." Everyone laughed again. Harry was glad that it wasn't all silent and serious "and fine I won't slick back my hair ever again as long as you make ferret jokes 2 times every YEAR! I love you so much and I know that you didn't grow up with much of a family, I know that your friends have been your family, I hope that we can create a family of our own. I love you so much, I would do anything for you, I'd do anything to make you happy. Three years ago today, I was telling you to meet me in the Slytherin common room, truth is I was planning on asking you out, but I was going to chicken out. Until you convinced me to tell you, I'm sure you didn't mean to convince me, but you did and I'm so glad that I told you I liked you, because if I hadn't we wouldn't be standing here now, and I don't know where I would be without you. Maybe I'd be dead, or in a miserable heterosexual relationship.." once again... laughter. "But I'm so happy to spend the rest of my life with you. I remember once I was going to tell Hermione that I liked you, but I chickened out because she snapped at me, so instead I tried to get answers for homework that I didn't need." Hermione laughed, having remembered the time Draco was referring to. "I had always admired you, not only for you looks but for your personality, you've always stood your ground. You asked the sorting hat not to put you in Slytherin, you always stood up for people. Hell, you killed you know who. You're the bravest person I know, you're the nicest person I know, you're the best person I know. I had never thought I'd have a group of great friends and let alone a boyfriend. You accepted me into your group, you, Hermione, and Ron accepted me as friends when I'd be so rude for so long. That was the nicest thing that had ever been done for me, you don't care about my flaws and I don't care about yours. Well... the snoring bugs me. But you accept me for who I am, as I accept you. I can't wait for the future and what's to come. I love you so much, Harry James Potter."