Featuring:
hannahmfoley01
mistinthemirror
Wicked_Annabella
Chicken_Hoe
StavageForRoggieT
PilotOfTheStorm
JohnsGirl11
twiggs3075
In this chapter, Noddy Holder of Slade makes his debut (or shall it be his only appearance?), and you will soon see why his inclusion is ever so important...
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Marc Bolan's POV
Poor Ringo just stands there, and the poor guy really is super wet. I need to know what happened to the poor guy. "Okay, would whoever is responsible for this wetness please speak up!" I shout. "Seriously, just someone admit it, and we can all be done here!" I feel like I'm starting to take charge of this party, and it actually feels quite good. Maybe this is how David has been feeling, considering how this is still his party.
Holly says in her typical petty way, "Well, isn't it obvious?" She crosses her arms, and then Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Elisa all just laugh with her.
"Well, maybe it is obvious," David says, "But still, please, I'd just like a confession." David clasps his hands, and very clearly he wants an-
[now for a totally unneeded narration interruption from-
David: *Marc Bolan! This is my party you jackass! I should be narrating!*
Marc: *Ugh, fine. It was just really fun. I mean, you were really high last chapter*
David: *suck it, you asshole*
Hannah: *hey, he's my boyfriend in this story, please be nice!*
David: *Hannah, it's fine, just let us pretend to have a big dramatic moment!*
Marc: *whoa, we're friends, man!*
David: *there is no friendship in narration, so get the hell out of here! It's just me and Lily running the show*
Marc: *ugh, fine. I'll just eat some cake with Sara or something*
David Bowie's POV
I clasp my hands, as I very clearly want an answer from somebody, anybody! Finally, my darling Grace comes over, and sprays me with a water gun, "Haha! Now you're wet!" she squeals.
"Wait, what just happened?" I say to her. Oh wow, it all makes sense now...
Grace says, "Well, I was storing this in my fabulous glittering bra."
"Huh?" I reply. "I swear I didn't see anything in there," Damn, that sounds really creepy.
Jimmy Page, who is still clutching his significant other Lee, laughs with them and then says, "I hate to tell you this, man, but that just sounds weird no matter how you cut it."
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Glamorous Times
FanfictionWhen David Bowie, Marc Bolan, Mick Ronson, Mick Jagger, Queen, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Bryan Ferry, and Brian Eno all meet up at a party, interesting things happen. This story includes: silliness, explosive male egos, and lots of fun!
