Texting Tae. || Text 1 || ✔

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Stalker: Lookin hot
babe ;)

You: omg are you
seriously here rn?

Stalker: Maybe. Isn't
having your phone out
while you're at work a
bit naughty? That's ok
though, I like naughty
girls ;)

You: where are you?

Stalker: I'm the guy on
his phone obviously

You: ALL THE GUYS
IN HERE ARE ON
THEIR PHONES!

Stalker: Well one of
those guys is me ;)

You: ..... why don't you
come and talk to
me face to face?

Stalker: I'm shy ≧ε≦

You: pfffffttt

Stalker: if I wasn't shy
I would have asked for
your number ages ago
bae :-*

You: Are you serious?

Stalker: completely

You: ... You don't seem
like a shy person

Stalker: Kawaii in the
streets, senpai in the
sheets ಠ‿↼

You: omfg you're into memes

Stalker: babe, I have
memes with my face
on them

You: what are you
talking about?

Stalker: welp, gotta
go back to work ;)

You: hey no! You can't
say something like
that and then just leave

Stalker: ;) your work
uniform is hot. I'm into
the tiny skirt.. well I'd
rather be under it, than
in it...

You: ... WHERE THE
FUCK ARE YOU?!

Stalker: I left about
15 mins ago :'D

You: ffs. Doesn't matter
I'm leaving now anyway

Stalker: Going home?

You: yes

Stalker: Have something
to eat?

You: yes

Stalker: .. Shower?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: .... yes...

Stalker: PICTURES?
ʘωʘ

You: Fuck off hell no

-changes name in phonebook-

Perv: WHYYY D'X

You: Because I don't
want to! And my
phone will get wet

Perv: Babe that's a
poor excuse, you have
a samsung, they're water
proof TεT

You: ... send me a
picture of your face
then maybe I'll think
about it

Perv: you know, maybe
I can go without a
picture tonight. Seeing
your legs and low cut top
was fuel enough for my
fist XD

You: You're fucking
disgusting omfg! Did
you really just say
that?!

Perv: pshhht you
already know how I
feel about you~

You: You want to get
in my pants I know
⌐_⌐ why so I even
talk to you?

Perv: Not just your
pants Y/N, I actually
really like you

You: ... what? Are
you serious?!

Perv: yep. Well, I
have to get back to
work!

Perv: You know where
to find me if you change
your mind about those
pictures ;)

You: hey, wait!

Perv: :-*

You: T?...

You: T?!

You: Urgh whatever then