You: I'm here. I just got off work, I'm about to get changed to meet you.
Tae: I'm really sorry Y/N
Tae: The dance leaders are making us all stay to practice more
Tae: We have another dance to learn
Tae: I have to cancel
Tae: I'm really sorry ಥ△ಥ
Tae: I wanted to go on this date so bad ;-;
You: I understand, Tae.
Tae: You don't, I've been waiting for a date for months
You: It's alright we can reschedule. I'm free at the weekend
Tae: I'M NOT D'X
You: When are you going to finish tonight?
Tae: Idk :(
You: Who are the dance leaders anyway?
Tae: Hobi Hyung and Jimin.
You: Maybe I can come and visit for a little?
Tae: (ಥ﹏ಥ) You'd do that?
Tae: But that's not a date
Tae: I WANT A DATE
Tae: I WANT TO KISS AND HOLD HANDS!
You: what made you think you were going to be able to do those anyway?
Tae: ... Namjoonie Hyung said that's what you do on dates.
Tae: I even had a date plan, I was going to take you to dinner and have a romantic walk through the park where I can get to know you better and then we were going to see a movie that you wanted to see and then I was going to walk you home.
Tae: I even wore a tie.
Tae:
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You: You look so sad..
Tae: I was excited
You: ... Was it going to be your first date?
Tae: I've never had the time so...
Tae: YES ✌≧▽≦
You: BRB
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You: You're an asshole
You: You're doing this on purpose!
Jimin: Call me whatever you like sweetheart, work comes first
Jimin: Deal with it
You: He had a free evening and you're deliberately adding schedule so he can't go on his first date -changes name in phonebook-
Asshat:
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Asshat: Whatever you say
You: Asshole
You: It doesn't matter. Tae wants me to visit him while he's practicing anyway
Asshat: Sure, no problem.
Asshat: If you can get in
Asshat: Because I'm sure you don't have Big Hit clearance
You: You were so nice when we met last
Asshat: I didn't think you'd trick my friend like this
You: I'm not tricking him
Asshat: Of course not
You: I hope you're happy
Asshat: I am
You: I'm going to tell him that this is your fault