Texting Tae. || Text 1 || ✔

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Perv: Morning sex
Goddess, it is I, your
personal sex God.

You: ..

Perv: You feeling
better? :)

You: A little, thanks.

You: I took the day
off work.

Perv: GOOD. Stay in bed

You: I'm in bed
now

Perv: GOOD

Perv: So.. What are
you wearing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Nothing.

Perv: OMG

You: I'm kidding.

You: I'm not telling
you what I'm
wearing, pervert.

Perv: Naughty~

Perv: Little tease~

You: Right

Perv: Well I'm also
in bed~

You: At this time of day?

Perv: We finally got a
day off.. So I'm
relaxing. Most of my
hyungs are asleep too

You: Your hyungs? T,
what do you actually
do for a living?

Perv: I think about
you~

You: You don't get paid
for that

Perv: I do. Thinking
about you makes me
want sex, and that
makes me sexy

You: .. What?

Perv: Sexy is good.

Perv: You wanna know
what I'm doing right
now? (ಠ‿ಠ)

You: Talking to me
and being a pervert?

Perv: Kind of... I do
have a nice grip on
some wood though
¬‿¬

You: You are not
touching yourself
while talking to me

Perv: I was talking
about a drumstick
that just rolled off
the shelf and hit me
in the face, but now
you mention it...

Perv: Okay NOW I'm
touching myself and
talking to you

Perv: Boy, typing one
handed is hard

Perv: JUST LIKE MY
JR OHHH (づ￣ ³￣)づ

You: I don't want to
talk to you anymore

Perv: And yet, here
you are~

You: What is wrong
with you?!

You: No wait..

You: WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME?!

Perv: You sound stressed
baby girl... Maybe a little
.. massage would help?

Perv: You could pretend
that your hands and
fingers are mine~

You: Fuck off

Perv: Not "Fuck" off...

Perv: "Jerk" off... Cause
yes, I am doing that

You: -____-"

Perv: Can't you help
me out a bit?

Perv: You make me so
hard and then leave
me high and dry

Perv: So mean~~~~ಥεಥ

You: I don't! And how
even would I help you?!

Perv: ... OMG WAS
THAT YOU HINTING
THAT YOU WANT TO
SEXT WITH ME?

Perv:  (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Get in my bed!

You: No -_-"

Perv: fiiiiine. No
sexting... Maybe I
should call you... I
want to hear your voice

Perv: Will probably need
a box of tissues though

You: What, you think
I'd go like

You: Aaaahhhhnnn~♡
oppa~♡

You: For you? Not
happening. I won't
pick up

You: ... why have you
suddenly gone so quiet?

Perv: ,kmjhgfdsdfgh
jkjhgfdsmhgsgjtbfbhk

You: What?

Perv: Sorry. Cream
on the screen

Perv: Had to wipe

You: That's fucking
disgusting

Perv: I imagined you
moaning oppa at me
in that cute voice of
yours

Perv: Instant erruption

Perv: Like a volcano

Perv: BOOM!

You: You're fucking
DISGUSTING

Perv: Hey, you said
it, I just read it and it
set off a chain reaction

Perv: Well, I'm tired

Perv: You wore me
out, you little minx you~

You: ffs

Perv: You should go
to sleep now YN. Have
some rest so you can
feel better.

You: ... I hope I don't
get nightmares after
what you just sent to me

Perv: If you imagine
it, it'll be a wet dream,
not a nightmare ;)

Perv: Goodnight, Princess,
I hope you feel better
when you wake up~

You: ... Thanks. Night..