Texting Tae. || Text 1 || ✔

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Perv: Goooood
morning beautiful!

You: jesus you really
are a morning person

Perv: You have to be
happy in my job.

You: which is..?

Perv: the pleasurer of
Y/N!

You: Right.

Perv: lack of denial.
First step in my brilliant
plan

You: what plan?

Perv: to get you to fall
madly in love with me ;)

You: not going to happen, D

Perv: why do you keep
forgetting my name?
What's my number saved
as on your phone?

You: perv.

Perv: CHANGE IT!!
I will accept the following:
oppa, daddy, mr Kim,
T or sex god. Sexy beast is
also good.

You: fine, I'll change it.

-changes name in phone book-

You: Done.

Weirdo: what did you
change it to?

You: .... T...

Weirdo: boring but I
did say it was acceptable.

You: why are you
talking to me?

Weirdo: why are you
talking to me?

You:.... I honestly
don't know

Weirdo: I'm a fun
guy ;)

You: youre lively,
to say the least

Weirdo: Hey i was working
out with my hyung
earlier. He say it was
leg day. The word of the day
is "legs"

You:.. so...?

Weirdo: so lets go back
to my place and you
can spread the word ;)

You:...
-changes name in phonebook-

Perv: ;) ;)

You:... can you not
omfg

Perv: admit it, it
was a good one.
Also we should totally
just do that.

You: I'd rather not
thanks.

Perv: I'm cold

You: put on a jacket

Perv: can I use your
thighs as earmuffs?

You: HolY JesuS wtf was that

Perv: ;)

You: where are you
getting these lame
pick up lines? And
why are you using
them?!

Perv: obviously,
because it is leg day
and I want to be
inbetween yours.

You: ok.. goodbye pervert

Perv: no no! Come
back! I was kidding!
.. kinda....

Perv: OK I WASN'T
KIDDING

Perv; you're hot and
I want you is that such
a crime?!

Perv: and you don't
even flirt back T-T

You: I dont even know
what you look like -__-"

Perv:... ok I see your
problem hang on

Perv:

You: half your face
is covered, it's
blurry and it's dark.

Perv: thats the best
you're going to get for
now baby girl. At least
you know I'm not a
pervy old man ;)

You: you know what
I look like but you
won't show me what
you look like?
That's not fair

Perv: Babe, you want
to know more about
me I'm so happy rn

You: .... what is wrong
with me

Perv: attracted to me
already.

You: yeah, no that's
not it

Perv: well we're getting
there

You: I have to go
to work

Perv: and I will see
you there ;)

You: OMG stalker
pervert!

-changes name in phonebook-

Stalker: I'm not I'm a
regular customer and
I'm hurt that you don't
recognise me from my
picture

You: I can't see you
in your picture!!!

Stalker: well you will
see me today ;) keep
an eye out!

You: fuckin stalker

Stalker: :-*