River Song...that little piece of..
*sees camera on her*
Oh,hello! Sorry...I was just watching one of the Eleventh Doctor episodes and I just saw...never mind.
You want to know another one of my favorites? Well...suck this crap!
*Throws a book about the Sixth Doctor over to a cat who makes a loud meow voice* Here we go! But,be warned...
I'm wearing a fez...and a bow tie to show my love for the Eleventh Doctor.
Bow ties and fezzes are cool...yeah. Enjoy these next few words...
"Hey! When are you coming to grab me?! I'm getting lonely back here...she can't hear me can she? *sighs* Well...here we go! Enjoy the rest of this story!" -The book about the Sixth Doctor.
Eleventh Doctor
My favorite doctor. He is so cute and so...cool. He has a ginger companion and a wife that doesn't really care about him...some of the time. His companion is named Amelia Pond. "Amelia pond. Like the name of a fairytale."-Him when he meets little Amelia.
She was his girl who waited for him...no matter what happened. She would always write,draw,even talked about him. Even if she was crazy-which she wasn't but her neighbors thought she was-she would still wait for him throughout her whole childhood. She had a husband named Rory Williams,and she had a daughter named Melody Pond.
Melody Pond was Amelia's daughter. She was half-human,half-time lord. Her nature name would be River Song because there is no Pond,just a river and song meant melody...(A good man goes to war. This is where her life starts. It's pretty good,just watch.)
Let me tell you about River Song. She was born Melody Pond. She got taken away by some evil people with an eyepatch. She was with them throughout her whole life and her mission in the future was to kill...The Doctor. She ran away from them and she became an evil,rebel who was Amelia's childhood friend.
She was with the Doctor and her parents-who they didn't know was their daughter-and when she got shot at,she regenerates into River Song. He says,"River." But,she doesn't know who River is.
She kisses him making him poisioned and at the end...she falls in love with him.
Long story short...she got into prison for trying to kill the Doctor,she got married to him because of a paradox and she was his forever. And she would sacrifice herself to the Tenth Doctor and she would be saved in a library where she stayed for the rest of her days.
The end. Phew! Now...back to the Eleventh Doctor.
He is just so cute and when he grows older,he gets more cute and handsome at the same time. I would let him take me away to another dimension and let him keep me there.
That's it! Now back to my book.
"Thank you!" The book says. "Now...turn to the page where I say my poems and say that I'm... *singing* SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!
"Shut up,Doctor!" "Awwww...." "Just kidding!" "But...*sings his song* I'm....
"No one wants to hear your song of a gallifreyian buccaneer!" "Awww,man! But,it's my song so..." *Closes the book and his face and he muffles out words*
Ah! Much better! Hmm...the Fifth Doctor...he's cute! Reading him...sorry Sixy. "I hate that nickname!" "I know! But,I just like saying that! To make you shut up!" "Fine."
Thanks for reading and thanks for making the Sixth Doctor..."SHUT UP!" "Okay...fine! Geez!"
