MCD Headcanons

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Vylad: I just want a reverse spy flicks. The spy is a women.
Aph: *pops up*
Vylad: her team is made up of women
KC, Katelyn, and Teony: *pop up*
Vylad: all the villains are women
Lucy: *sexily pops up*
Vylad: there is only one man in the film and he is a Strong Male character who's like 25 and decently ripped
Garroth: *pops up*
Vylad: and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of his sexuality
Garroth: *pops up in LLP with everyone else*
Vylad: we see his ass when he has to tug down at his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh.
MCD Garroth: sup
Vylad: his nipples are always erect for no fucking reason
Laurence: *blushing* what?
Vylad: *eyes light up* they are undercover in a nighttclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to make out with another man
Garroth: *starts making out with laurence*
Vylad: someone asks his how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine thing.
Garroth: I basically grew up with the gayest brothers and one adopted sister
Vylad: this is also how he knows how to fight with a purse, a 5' heel, and a can of hairspray. For no apparent reason, during this fight, he is shirtless
Garroth: *sexily bludgeons someone to death with a can of hairspray and sticks a hell in their eye, wiping off the blood on his chest*
Vylad: he has to have one shower scene where the protagonist walks in on him and can't look away until he throws a shampoo bottle at her
Aph: *walks into bathroom* hey Garroth are you in here?
Garroth, naked: what are you doing? *throws essential oil at aph*
Vylad: and when the big battle comes around and they have to sneak into the headquarters, he has to suddenly become a gymnast when he's never shown any signs of it before
Garroth: *clumsily trips tripwire and falls, rolling into a somersault and coming up with a gun, which he promptly uses to shoot three people at once*
Vylad: and when the protagonist is struck down and about to die by the villains hand, he confesses his feelings for her, allowing her to get up and keep fighting
Garroth: nooooooooo! I'm really gay but I want to be friends wth you! You can't give up! You can't!
Aph, bleeding from a forehead wound and a stab wound: holy shit yes garrence *shoots down Lucy with her one remaining bullet*
Vylad: and then they happily engage in a extremely awkward relationship that has no feelings but friendship because it wasn't developed earlier on
Aph & Garroot: *awkward hug*
Vylad: the fucking end. Now go to bed