angel!Zane: I used to rule the world!
demon!Travis: luckily I own it now. I also own the moon, so looks like you're shooting for mars bucko
Zane: what the hell was that?
Travis: rude, for one thing. My half-sister for another.
Zane: you aren't fooling anyone
Travis: I'm fooling myself, so I think I at least deserve a gold star
Zane: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
Travis: *sprouting demon horn* the fuCK YOU SAY BITCH?
Zane: *screaming*
Zane: Travis can you come help me with this?
Travis: that wifi connection or your love life? Both suck ass
Zane: *crying because he's listening to dear theodosia*
Travis: ducking hell what are you listening too?
Zane: *holds out earbud*
Travis: *suddenly understands*
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MCD Headcanons
FanfictionJust some random headcanons I have of MCD, PDH, and MyStreet also a lot of shitposting
