Aph: If I-
Zane: *burst out from under floor, does a double backflip, landing in the splits on the couch wearing shades glasses and pink leather glitter pants, carrying four frogs and the Eiffel Tower*
Zane: DIE YOUNG, BURY ME IN SATIN, LAY ME DOWN, ON A BED OF ROSES
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Laurence: It's the-
Zane: *falls down chimney wearing overalls and two inch heels, carrying the country of Russia and a broken chair*
Zane: EYE OF THE TIGER, ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT, RISING UP, TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS
Laurence: GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE
Zane: ITS MY HOUSE TOO
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*outside*
Katelyn: It's too cold-
Zane: *shooting out of the garbage wearing a wrestler's outfit, a maroon beanie, and lime green Crocs, carrying fifteen pencils and a sombrero*
Zane: FOR YOU HERE, SO NOW, YOU LET ME HOOOOOOOOOOOLOLD
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*at the maid cafe*
KC: Nah-
Zane: *flips table crawling out from under it, does a handspring and lands on gene's head, wearing a sports bra and speedos, carrying Beauty and the Beast (2017) BlueRay, and four pairs of high top converse*
Zane: NAH HONEY IM GOOD, I COULD HAVE ANOTHER BUT I PROBABLY SHOOOOULD NOT
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Aaron: Wake me-
Zane: *ropes swings through the balcony and leaps off to do a barrel roll, wearing knee high, striped, pink-and-yellow socks, carrying a turtle and four paintbrushes*
Zane: UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO
Aph: that's what I wish my dad did for meeee-
Zane: THIS IS MY JOKE, APH
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Lucinda: Hey-
Zane: *pops out from her cauldron wearing Snow White's dress, does a cartwheel, carrying Saturn and two Winchester brothers*
Zane: SOUL SISTER, AINT THAT THE MR MISTER, ON THE RADIO, STEREO, THE WAY YOU MOVE AINT FAIR YKNOW
Lucinda: I was brewing another cat potion in that cauldron
Zane: ah fuck
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MCD Headcanons
FanfictionJust some random headcanons I have of MCD, PDH, and MyStreet also a lot of shitposting
