MCD Headcanons

writing promt

using this prompt:

The prince defeats the dragon, climbs the tower, and saves the princess, only to discover the princess is... a lesbian

of course I'm going to write a kimda oneshot

btw it's my personal headcanon that Garroth adopts Kim as a ro'meave so I'm using that here

here we go

Garroth stepped through the window, cautiously sheathing the sword he carried. The room was bright, lit up by several windows like the one he came through, and a cauldron glowing hot pink at the center of the room.

A woman lounged on the couch, flipping through a heavyset book, thumbing the corners of the page and muttering to herself. She looked at Garroth for a brief second and went back to her book.

"Irene, save me," she muttered just loud enough for Garroth to hear. "Oh, gallant adventurer, so brave and handsome, you are so special for coming to save me and win my hand in marriage!
"But you must flee, for there's a witch coming to stop you! Leave without me, I beg of you!"

She flicked a strand of bright orange hair out of her face and rolled her eyes as Garroth stayed where he was.
"Um... I'm not actually here to marry you?" He tentatively said, shuffling his feet.

Lucinda looked over the edge of the book, red eyes flashing with curiosity.
"That is not something you here from every knight."
"Yeah, I'm kinda here for my sister?"

Lucinda rolled off the couch and stood, staring at Garroth.
"Your... sister?"

Garroth grinned.
"Yeah, I'm trying to find her a wife so Dad stops trying to get her a husband."

"Wait. What?"

"My sisters hella gay, and doesn't want to marry any of the princes Dad throws her way," Garroth explained, walking towards Lucinda.
"I'm on a mission to find her a wife. Dad's not happy with it. He already flipped when I married Prince Laurence of Meteli. He doesn't want another 'failed marriage'."

Lucinda snickered.
"You fought an owl dragon and climbed a tower so you could wingman for your sister?"

Garroth shrugged.
"I guess."

Lucinda tapped her chin, a slight breeze rustling her dress.
"Alright. Tell me about your sister."

"She's named Kim. About yay high, brown hair with blonde streaks, brown eyes, pale skin. She's not really the socializing type. Oh yeah, and the reason dad wanted to throw her at a prince so fast is because she's possessed by a ghost. I assume you could handle that with your witch-y-ness?"

Lucinda grinned.
"She sounds cute. Alright. I'm in. You want to ride on a dragon owl?"

"Wait, you control that thing?"

"Don't be silly. He controls himself. Bigglesworth!"

"You named your dragon owl Bigglesworth?"

"No, he named himself. Let's go!"