Omegle and The Strange Creatures you meet

Martian or Feline I'm not sure

Please excuse some of the things I say I get a bit carried away when I'm trolling and these delightful things happen but remember it's not to everyone's liking.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: m or f]

You: martian or feline I'm not sure and you?

Stranger: Dog actually

You: Bitches are witches, what more can I say

Stranger: something logical

You: Cat, dog or catdog?

Stranger: catdog

You: Hey Arnold or Arnots Tiny Teddies?

Stranger: hey Arnold \

You: Would you like some Helga's bread with that order or is it the flies on the side?

Stranger: I ordered the burger

You: Your BLT is all over your face it stands for Brainwashed Loser in a Tardis!

Stranger: dr.who?

You: You know who it's DR WHO DR WHO

Stranger: never seen it

You: May the force be with you obi won!

Stranger: it is

You: How could you not have seen Dr Who?

Stranger: I haven't

You: is it because you're so into Star Trek that Wesley Crusher crushed your face?

Stranger: never seen star trek

You: Well martian or feline I don't know how you're keeping up with my trolling but rock on troll doll or are you even too young for them?

Stranger: I'm just bored as hell

You: Because my spy tingles tell me you're super young lol!

Stranger: i'm 19

Stranger: jjust bored as hell

You: That it explains it LOL

You: Oh aren't all people entering out of their teens bored

You: they come onto Omgele and they're like, "I WANNA TAP THAT AN THAT...!"

Stranger: not why im here

You: Well good to see that my fellow martian or feline!

Stranger: thank you

You: So if you're not here to troll as moi and you're not here to cyber like a cyberman/woman freak you're here to actually have a conversation?

Stranger: strangely yes lol i'm one of those rare people

You: I too am but I troll to be on the safe side of the moon...

Stranger: it is safe in the moom

You: where shall you be from earthling?

Stranger: moon

You: yes typing error oh how I loath them!

Stranger: 'MERICA!

Stranger: lol

You: I'd like to be in a America isn't it so nice in America, good on Westside Story for making another song about the USA USA USA

You: Honestly if I hear another person on TV say USA USA USA I'm probably going to kill the tv, they tried to dominate the Olympics after all lol

You: And they're now going let's go kill some Communist BUTT

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well sleep is starting to get the best of me nice meeting you Mr.trollolololololol

Stranger: or Mrs. trolololololol

You: oh well I'm moving along, may the force be with you obi won and please don't turn into darth vader we have enough of them as it is!

Stranger: but I like his helmet

You: like wise martian or feline from America, i'll now go watch the Nine Lives of Chloe King by myself lol

You: Everyone loves the voice and I've heard he has a small wiener lol

Stranger: well then . . .

Stranger: you must have known him well

You: toodles for the poodles lol, and no I'm doing too much fung fu with Jackie Chan to have time for the Darth Vader man lol

Stranger: ok i'm going to bed

You: I'm rhyming too you it's so poetic, bye

Stranger: have a nice day

Stranger has disconnected.