Here's some granny vibes that I'll be dishing out, some vibes that will probably offend some youngsters BUT that's OK cause I'm a youngling myself.
So even though I was born in the early 2000's, I like to think of myself like a normal teenager, angsty, mature and yet sophisticated. I'm not bragging, in fact I'm the least interesting person I know. I'm normal, I'd rather be cool and fun, but I'm not.
Back to the subject, what I want to say is that I bloody miss the good ol' day. The days of happiness and sunshine, but of course that's when 2010 hit.
A new generation of naive kids.
I'm not saying that all kids are naive, I'm just saying that most are.
I hate seeing 12 year olds wear short shorts with their growing asses hanging out, I hate seeing five year olds with fucking iPhones.
I hate seeing toddlers who know how to use Twitter and even Instagram, I hate seeing preschoolers cuss frequently, knowing exactly what those words mean.
Matter-a-factly today I went on Snapchat, looking through stories. I found a 10 year olds Snapchat, I followed her since she was my friend's little sister.
I CLICK ON THE FUCKING STORY AND THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP IS A YOUNG CHILD WEARING BARBIE GIRL PANNIES AND A BIKINI TOP WITH SOME ADIDAS SHOES (projectile vomit) TRYING TO FUCKING TWERK WITH HER SMALL LITTLE ASS CHEEKS THAT HAVENT EVEN MATURED YET. The sad thing about this whole ordeal is that its not the child's fault, its the parents for not supervising their own flesh and blood.
I hate to burden into people's life (who the hell am I kidding I love doing that) but when a stupid 4th grader twerks with pannies and a bikini top in their room for anyone to see, thats when child services should get involved.
And its not the first time I had to deal with preteens acting like they're the shit. Yesterday I had to deal with my 11 year old cousin taking pictures of herself with her tongue out and sending them to her 5th grade boyfriend.
"Hey baby, I love you 😘😘😘 miss u soooo much bby"
And then he responded with
"Luv you too hunny, ur so hot love you so much 😉😉😉😉"
What the fuck?? Hey parents! Take control of your kid!!
Inspect their phones, go through their privacy, YOU'RE THE ADULT, YOU HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL, NOT THEM!
MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOUR KID MIGHT BE IN DANGER, POSTING THEMSELVES ON SOCIAL MEDIA, TALKING TO SOME IGNORANT KID, LORD KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY TALK ABOUT (I'm not talking about internet friends, internet friends are great but not everyone on the internet is a 'friend' if the parent gives their irresponsible child a phone then its on the parent to go through it for the child's sake. If the parent trust the child, then they should trust them enough to not go through their privacy)
Damn I need to calm down. Moral of the story, children suck sometimes, and so do adults, and teens don't even think I forgot about you.
And I'm not perfect, I'm the exact opposite.
But I think we should end this on a high note.
Just kidding, my thumbs hurt from typing goodbye.
Disclaimer: I had to edit and turn a few words around
My words were jumbled up and didn't make sense, I tried clearing it up a bit and I hope that worked :)
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