Kid: Hey old guy
Clerk:What could I get you young boy?
Kid: Hi I'd like to buy some ummmm Rubbry things
Clerk:Excuse me (he said nuzzled) I don't think I've heard of the brand?
Kid: Johnnys ???? Dingers????! Gloves???? ( clerk confused) The thing where you can bang a chick of course !!!!
Old woman in backgroumd gasped
Clerk:Ahhhh you mean condom
Boy:smiling Rubbers with colors plz
Clerk: Ah and don't you suppose your a bit young for it??
Kid:hehe I don't think so mister that ones getting hairy already
I need ones that umm..... They're supposed to prolong the pleasure
Clerk:Listen,kid I don't have normal colored flavor ones only normal
Kid:ok then old man I'll get the smooth ones then (snap his fingers)
I'll take a carton
Clerk:A CARTON!!!!! There are 200 in a carton
Kid:(sigh) Yeah spending the weekend together with her then I'll take two
Clerk:TWO CARTON!!!!!
Kid: no no just two I can just flip it over and reuse
Clerk:(slams the carton of condom) 4.50
Kid:(slams money in the counter ) keep the change
