Jin : What kind of fish is this?Filipino staff : A bangus.Popular fish in the philippines
Jin be like : Oh. A bengus
(BANGUS jin BANGUS)
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Jhope : I like it.I've never
seen it before.What is this?Filipino staff : We call it
tahongJhope : Oh TAEHYUNG. Hi taehyung.
(TAHONG jhope TAHONG)
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Suga : What is this stuff? *turo dun sa halo halo*
Filipino staff : That's a halo halo. One of our favorite dessert.
Suga : I like it. I like that red and green bouncy i don't know what do you call it. Oh look its bouncy *Pinabounce sa plato*
(Jusme suga kung di ka lang cute eh Haha )
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Jimin : *nagtikim ng alamang at konting mangga* "Oh my, what is it? That black one? It is a deep right for this fruit?
Filipino : We call it alamang, a baby shrimp
Jimin : Oh my a baby shrimp? Oh myyy! Bye bye baby shrimp.
(Juscolored kung hindi lang to gwapo eh. May pagkaisip bata pala to )
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Jungkook : A banana coated with a sugar. Noona want to buy lots of this
Filipino staff : Do you like it sir? How is it?
Jungkook : Super yummy. But why do you need to put it in the stick? It is okay to do this? *hinawakan tinggal sa stick*
Jungkook : Ohhh its juicy. Oh my i need towel towel. Iregret it when i remove it from the stick
(Jungkoooook bakit ka ganan.Yun nga ang purpose ng stick eh para di magkayat )
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Rapmon : *kinakain yung dinuguan*
Filipino staff : how is it sir ?
Rapmon : Yummy. What is this?
Filipino staff : A pigs blood sir
Rapmon :..........What? A pigs blood? I dont believe you its liquid not solid.Nope i dont believe you.
(Ikaw talaga namjoon. Mas marunong kapa samin haha )
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Taehyung : I like egg and I like this *kumuha ng balot binalatan*
Filipino staff : We call it balot
Taehyung : What? A balut? *sabay subo nakain yung sisiw*
Taehyung : Oh myyyy kookie. Huhuhu A baby duck i dont like it kookieee help theres a baby duck!
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