Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth?
Please, save your breath. You'll probably need it to blow up your next date.
Can you die of constipation? I ask because I'm worried about how full of shit you are.
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RandomI am a nice person. Just don't push the bitch button (None of these quotes/comebacks is mine. Credits to the rightful owners.)
