Her: Bitch!
You: Being a bitch is a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
Her: You're a bitch!
You: My name must taste good 'cause it's always in your mouth.
Her: Pig!
You: I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down, but ugly just can't be fixed.
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Awesome Comebacks
RandomI am a nice person. Just don't push the bitch button (None of these quotes/comebacks is mine. Credits to the rightful owners.)