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Her: Bitch!

You: Being a bitch is a tough job, but someone's got to do it.


Her: You're a bitch!

You: My name must taste good 'cause it's always in your mouth.


Her: Pig!

You: I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down, but ugly just can't be fixed.

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