Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Name?
You: Chun Wu at your service
Stranger: Alexander Goldberg
You: Sup
Stranger: You know, I never forgave you Koreans for attacking Pearl Harbor.
You: Uh, I'm Chinese... and that was the Japanese who attacked it.
Stranger: Chinese, Japanese, Korean... What's the difference?
You: ....
You: You serious?
Stranger: Yeah
You: ....
You: You know I never forgave you Jews for sinking the Titanic.
Stranger: That was an iceberg.
You: Goldberg, greenberg, iceberg... what's the difference?
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RandomI am a nice person. Just don't push the bitch button (None of these quotes/comebacks is mine. Credits to the rightful owners.)
