You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
I'd tell you how I really feel, but I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.
The village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.
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RandomI am a nice person. Just don't push the bitch button (None of these quotes/comebacks is mine. Credits to the rightful owners.)
