Everything Wrong With Romance (RANT)

(Description)

I hate vague descriptions, but if done right I love 'em.

RG: saaaaame girl.

Eamples

Ex. 1 (nope)
Hi my name's Jessica, I'm 17 years old and I have blue eyes and brown hair that's dyed green. I met this boy the other day and well it was love at first sight to say the least....
This is our story of love hate, sex and more.
What will happen?

Like boy/girl you do not I repeat DO NOT write what your character looks like in the description! Ever that's my rule of thumb always and forever. Now here's a (not so) good description in my opinion. (Along with some sarcasm)

Ex. 2 (YASSSS.... noooooooooooo)
What happens when the one you love the most dies? Bigbootyshawna knows and s/he is out for revenge don't let that weave fool you Bigbootyshawna is deadly in those heels.

Ok I added way to much sarcasm in that, but do what you want with your descriptions it's the cover that matters.