ATTACK ON TITAN SHIPS (ONE SHOTS)

SICK (LeviHan)

   
  
(Levi × Hanji)
   
   
 
Just right after recess, approximately 10 oclock. A certain raven haired midget stood infront of the principal's table, foot tapping impatiently while scowling at the clean polished floor.

"Answer me back you four-eyes." Levi growled, now glaring at the chair.

Erwin glanced at the young lad with disdain, he didn't need any damaged property again in his own office. Principal he might be, but that doesn't mean he has the luxury to just let his things be destroyed.

With a sigh he looked at the student council president, "Levi, maybe she's not home."

If possible his scowl deepened even more, "Shitty Glasses is obviously still damn sleeping in her messy as fuck bed. I went and checked, she's not in the science lab doing I-don't-care-about with her pests."

Erwin sighed once again, he didn't know what relationship those two student body has but.... he knew for the greater of all not to intervene.

Levi began to drum his fingers on the table, telling himself over and over again that Hanji, that stupid idiotic titan crazed lover is somewhere safe. And that much importantly, he was not worried, nor concerned. She's just not in her English class, nor the Science lab, nor the cafeteria, nor the Old club room, and the fact that she's not answering her phone....yeah nothing to worry about.

Another ten minutes or so, with still no answer over the phone did Levi nearly smashed it... but phones are expensive so he opted for kicking the chair instead. Erwin just thanked the gods and goddesses above the school's rooftop for having the chair as a mahogany. He could only wonder what the chair would look like if it weren't for the solidness of the mahogany.

"Why don't you try the telephone?" Was his suggestion, if only to save more properties.

Levi raised his eyebrow looking very annoyed, "She's not even answering her own phone"

Erwin nodded agreeing with him, "But maybe her phone's battery died"

Levi paused for a second contemplating his answer before nodding, silently walking towards the telephone pressing harsh numbers on it.

After three or four trials did the receiver finally accepted it. A "hello?" Could be heard on the other side of the phone.

Levi was about to cuss some a curse or two when he heard a loud gruffing cough. A scowl changed into a worried frown, "Shitty glasses, you fine?"

"Yeah..." Was her grumbling reply, with a few sniff here and there. "Just got a cold...or fever, that's all."

"You want me to come there?" Levi was already about to hang up to start getting his bag but Hanji screeched a no.

"You don't ha*sniff* ve to! Really Levi!*cough* Moblit's here with me..." She reasoned, and just by then did he heard a boyish "Hanji-san, would you like the apple peeled off or not?"

Levi's eyebrows furrowed hearing this, "Why is he there!?" How come she let Moblit take care of her instead of him? Wasn't he her closest bestest friend? Levi swallowed the disturbing churn in his stomach. He grimaced when he heard a laugh from the phone, "Of course to take care of me you idiot! hahaha!!-ack!!!*cough*"

Levi silently cursed her stupidity. And it wasn't helping hearing Moblit always fussing over his Shitty Glasses... He gulped, yes that was right. Hanji is his Shitty Glasses, and no one else's. "Oi" he began, he heard some shuffling before Hanji answered.

"I thought you already*cough* ended the call Levi" Hanji chuckled...Levi didn't shared her humor, too busy overthinking why she didn't chose him to take care of her instead.