ATTACK ON TITAN SHIPS (ONE SHOTS)

Perfect Way To Die

*Where Hanji is a doctor slash scientist who just joined the Survey Corps. Erwin is the commander, Levi the captain and also Humanity's Strongest.*

It all started when the Head directors of the main hospital assigned their top best doctor. Reasons being that the Corps are the ones who need the most medical service and always have the severe cases, a doctor by their side would be efficient and also beneficial to them.

The idea may be great if not for the fact that how can he help them if he doesn't know how to use the 3d maneuver gear?

But the Head Commander of all the Commanders, Zackly, persuaded him to accept it, Commander Pixis also said his encouragement as well. No choice he accepted the offer of the hospital... he can't have them stop giving their services, their medical staff are small as it is.

Turns out the doctor wasn't a he but is a she...(the picture they gave were pretty deceiving.)

And that she is also a self proclaimed scientist, and a researcher wanna be. Erwin thought that the idea itself was crazy, why would the hospital send their best doctor to the Survey Corps? He didn't believe their reasoning, they won't get any benefits sending her or him...he's still kind of unconvinced...

But the idea is not the only thing crazy, Hanji Zoe herself is also crazy...or is the persona figure of the word crazy,... he wouldn't be surprise.

"I'm so exciteeedddd!!!! Wwwwaaaahhh!!!! Hahahahahhaha!!!" He cringed, hoping he didn't have the hospitality and responsibility to show respect and cover his ears like what Mike and Levi did. She was loud so loud, he almost wanted to thank Levi for growling, "Shut up Kuso Megane, you fucking trying to destroy our eardrums?"

She just laughed at him though, ignoring Levi's murderous glare. Erwin was surprised, and that is also a surprise because very few surprises him. No one ever laughed at Humanity's Strongest Soldier. Especially say, "Hahaha don't look so constipated shorty (he felt the air went colder like how Levi's glare was now also more deadlier), oh right! I'm Hanji Zoe, assistant head director of the Sina Hospital. Nice to meet you all."

Aside the loud voice and the manic laughing, Hanji herself was kind of...endearing...kind of...maybe. Her positive and optimistic attitude was surely needed in the Survey Corps, he only hope it won't disappear once she went outside, though he doubts it.

He clasped his fingers and leaned on it, "The next expedition will be held in the next three months. You will be assigned by a trainer to teach you how to use the 3dmg gear and use swords to slice a titan's nap-"

"So you really kill a titan by slicing off their nape!!?! Wwooaahh!!!"

He cleared his throat, "Ah yeah so-"

"That is amazing! I heard they regenerate so fast! Oh wall sina! I can't believe this is happening! I've been dreaming for so long, now this is gonna be real! I can't believe this is real!"

He can't believe this is real as well, the word endearing was starting to turn into pure irritating. He massaged his temple, he could feel that the other two officers are getting fed up as well. When he looked up he saw her cheeks were red, it could be that she was embarrassed or was just too excited.

She made a go-continue hand gesture with a huge grin in her face.

She was just too excited

He sighed, "As I said you will be trained by a trainer, but since Keith Shadis is unavailable for the moment I've called our two best-" he heard a door slammed, he and Hanji looked up to see Levi fell on his chair and Mike already outside. They heard Levi cursed at him.