Kathy Bates is driving, getting her ear wax coated fingers all over the steering wheel. Helga is flipping through the radio stations, while Liza, Lorna and Mitzi are in the back tossing their minnellis around. Helga comes across a radio station playing Liza's song, "Cabaret Two Endings" They all slap their pho of excitement and sing along. "It's time for a holiday.. OH!" They all sing as they drive. Finally, they arrive at the clothes store. They all janis-move up the stairs, as two little boys from under the stairs look up the gals' skirts. "Ooh! I see their poo cutters!" One of them exclaims as they slap their minnellis. Liza overhears the boys, and pulls down her silky blue pantsuit and moons her sloppy saggy poo cutter in their face. "Oh! There's a butt plug in her poo cutter!" They boys say together, then running off disgusted. Liza does her confused face, then looking down at her poo cutter. "Ullllg! I forgot Lorna stuck my personalized butt plug in my poo cutter!" Liza wales. She then pulls back up her pantsuit, then proceeds with the gals. Helga goes to the bathroom to release her bowels, as Lorna goes to help Kathy Bates find the perfect bath robe. Mitzi goes to find a sweaty hot dog to chew up and gargle, and Liza goes to find a new silky pantsuit. Liza finds a few outfits, and walks into the changing room. "Oh! no, I'm gonna have to pull out my butt plug! What if my butt beans fly out fudge factory!" Liza exclaims concerned.
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Liza Minnelli and White Chicks Crossover
FanfictionHey my little minnellis! Another story, just for you. I hope you enjoy, I'll be writing the whole White Chicks movie throughout. It may take a while but my minnellis are determined to finish it ASAP!
