Coolguy: hey Keef
Spacegay: did you just-
Coolguy: yep
Coolguy: guess what I just found out about my lovely boyfriend-
Spacegay: this isn't good is it?
Coolguy: YOU'RE FROM TEXAS
Spacegay: I'm gonna kms- how did you find out?
Coolguy: I found your Facebook
Coolguy: I may have also Dm'd your mom-
Spacegay: WTF DUDE
Coolguy: she's cool af
Spacegay: no wonder she gave me a look this morning-
Coolguy: was it a bad look?
Spacegay: she's a fucking fujoshi-
Coolguy: what's that?
Spacegay: search it up
Coolguy: OHMYGOD
Coolguy: DIDSHEASKQUESTIONSMYLOVE?
Spacegay: well she was very subtle about it
Coolguy: how so?
Spacegay: she asked me things like "have you seen anyone pretty these days?"
Spacegay: and "do you have a crush on anyone son?"
Coolguy: HAHAHAHAHA IMDYING
Coolguy: I love your mom Beefy Queefy
Spacegay: ohmygod Lance
Coolguy: hey Keef, I love you more than a cow loves riding off to the sunset in a miday's eve
Spacegay: OUT OF ALL THE FISH IN THE SEA-
Spacegay: IT HAD TO BE YOU LANCE DIDN'T IT?
Coolguy: O F F E N D E D
Spacegay: you like that? See how much it hurts fucker
Spacegay: I M T R I G G E R E D
Coolguy: love ya💙
Spacegay: 😒❤
Coolguy: 😇😘😊
YOU ARE READING
klance -kik-
RomanceBadbitch1: do you have a phone in your back pocket? cuz that ass is calling me. Spacegay: who tf are you? I wrote this when i was like 5 please don't bully me, but leave a vote and give me clout 🤪
