Coolguy: can you do a split on that dick
Spacegay: Lance, what the fuck
Spacegay: it is three in the morning
Spacegay: let me sleep
Coolguy: no can do Keithy boi
Spacegay: and why is that?
Coolguy: as your personal boyfriend I have an obligation to annoy you 24/7
Spacegay: then shall I do the honors of taking that title away from you if you don't leave me the fuck alone?
Coolguy: goodnight darling,,,,
TIME SKIP
Coolguy: I can't believe I met you today, AND on top of that got to go to Disney world, this is a dream come true.
Coolguy: btw how does your hair smell so good, and why are you so hot but adorable at the same time-
Coolguy: I'm blessed to have such a perfect boyfriend-
Spacegay: Lance, how the fuck is your skin so soft-
Spacegay: it's like silk but softer and skin- like
Coolguy: you see here a beauty like me doesn't come naturally, I know what creams, oils, and face masks to use honey!
Spacegay: God, I love your little freckles and how they look like an array of stars, I wish I could kiss every single freckle on your body Lance.
Coolguy: woah that was the sweetest thing you have ever said
Coolguy: who are you and what have you done to Keith
Spacegay: aha good question I am Zarkon leader of the power rangers, AND ENEMY OF HUMAN KIND
Spacegay: jk ily 😚
Coolguy: ilyt 😘
YOU ARE READING
klance -kik-
RomanceBadbitch1: do you have a phone in your back pocket? cuz that ass is calling me. Spacegay: who tf are you? I wrote this when i was like 5 please don't bully me, but leave a vote and give me clout 🤪
