Calm & Calamity | A DaveKat, DirkJake, and RoseMary fanfic

Chapter 3: Day One at Burb High; Karkat

I stepped through the back doors of Burb High, only to be greeted by a tall girl who seemed to be my age. I went through the back door to avoid being greeted, but fuckever. Although, anyone and everyone seems tall to me, being only 4'3". She had boy-short dark brown hair, crazy bright green eyes, and extra-large canines; which made her look like she had fangs. This girl's black-and-green lipstick completely threw me off, so I just stared at her for a few minutes before she said: "Um... Hello? Excuse Me, Are You Listening?" 

"WHAT? OH, YEAH. I JUST BLANKED OUT THERE FOR A SECOND." I replied in my overly loud voice. It's not my fault that everything annoys me or makes me mad! I basically shout everything I say. 

"*Ahem* You were saying?" I added, lowering my voice. 

"My Name Is Kanaya Maryam; Et Tu?" She said, not so taken aback now that I quieted my voice. 

"Vantas. Karkat Vantas." 

"And I am Kankri Vantas, the new Therapy for Dummies teacher. I really must get to my classroom, I wish to greet my students on my first day here. First impressions are everything you know! I am sure that I will see you again soon Miss Maryam. Good-bye!" Kankri, a.k.a the most annoying and talkative and doting older brother ever! said, quickly speed-walking to where I assumed his classroom. 

I don't care whether assuming makes an "ass of you and me" who even gives a fuck?! I thought to myself as Kanaya led me around, talking all the way to they gym.

"Blah, Blah...Gym...Morning Announcements...Principal Harley..." She jabbered to me, but I only half listened. We got to the gym and started pointing out a few people, probably trying to get me to makes some new freinds. 

"She Over There Is New As Well. I Showed Rose To The Gym Before Coming To Greet You." Kanaya said, a slight blush on her face, nudging  me out of my thoughts. 

"The There Is Vriska Serket, A Good Friend If You Like Spiders And The Number Eight. Feferi Peixes Has A Very Bubbly Attitude Towards Everything, And By That I Mean She Loves The Sea. Eridan Ampora Has Emotional Issues, Is Best Friends With Feferi, And A Bit Of A Thing For Sollux. Terezi Pyrope Is Blind And Apparently Sees By Smelling and Licking Thinks, So Fair Warning For That. That One Over There In His So Called "Shades" Is Dave Strider, Super Popular- With Ladies And Gentlemen- So Maybe Try Talking To Him For Help." 

There was a blonde with blue streaks in her hair, A girl with waaaay to fucking long of frizzy caramel-colored hair and pinkish glasses. She's hanging out with another blonde with a single violet streak at the front of his head and glasses. Sitting with those two is a kid with red and blue glasses. 

WEIRD. SOLLUX MUST HAVE SOME SHIT GOING ON WITH HIS EYES. 

Terezi had pointed raindrop-shaped red glasses, a giganormous grin, and apparently RED FUCKING EYES?!?! 

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?

Dave? I couldn't even bring myself to look at him. Just the fact that he wore "shades" inside showed that he was a total douchemuffin. But... I eventually did, he seemed the best option to show me around out of the lot Kanaya told me about. 

WAIT A MINUTE...DAVE STRIDER? I'VE HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE...

His almost-white hair almost blended in with his freakishly pale skin. With freckles dotted across his nose and cheeks, they stood out against his skin and next to his shades. As I walked over to him to introduce myself, he noticed me. 

"Well who might you be?" Dave said in my direction. 

"YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE FUCKASS." I snarked back. Gog! I've only been talking to him for less than 5 seconds and I already hated him. 

"I meant your name, silly." Gog, that voice. It's almost hipnotic... Wait, what am I thinking?! I hate this guy! 

"Fine. If you really must fucking know, it's Karkat Vantas." It took all of my willpower not to shout at him.

"Karkat..." He trailed off, "As in carcioGenetecist? PesterChum? Shouty McNubs? Oh my gosh is it really you, KitKat?" Staring at me through his black shades his facial expression looked genuinely startled. 

"Dave... turntechGodhead?OH MY GOG FUCK YOU!!" I shouted the last bit, flipping him off with both hands. 

"KitKat, I am showing you to everything you need today and every day from now on." He said with his poker face plastered back on. Even though it was worthless. I could totally tell Dave was trying not to grin from ear to ear. 

"AS IF I'D WANT YOUR HELP. I'LL FIND MY OWN WAY AROUND!!" I realized that everyone else except for Dave  and I were filing out of the gym to class. Looking at my schedule, I saw that I had Therapy for Dummies first. GREAT. AN ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD WITH FUCKING KANKRI.