Whole. BTS preferences

When your child curses 🌝

Rapmonster:

Namjoon: Omo Y/N GET YO ASS IN HERE THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO SAY HIS FIRST FUQIN WORD!!¡¡

You: ah okay now stop swe-

Child: ASS BEACH FUQIN

You: *looks at rapmonster* be prepared to die tonight

Namjoon: b-but he spoke its n-not my fault h-he swore

You: oh yeh of course not *lifts an eyebrow*

Jungkook:

Jungkook: c/n (child's name ) come here a moment!

Child: yes daddy

Jungkook: a little birdie told me you swore today

You: *watching from a distance*

Child: swore? What does that mean daddy?

Jungkook: ya know *blushes* like the f word and stuff

Child: fuq?

Jungkook: ASGYECJTSV *evacuates to germany*

V:

Child: appa?

You: appas out at the moment

Child: oh I guess you'll have to do then

You: *in mind* you little bitch istg

Child: um eomma?

You: oh yes?

Child: my friends said some things today and I wonder if they're swear words

You: tell me the words if you want Appas not home yet..

Taehyung: *meanwhile just walked through the door*

You: bitch c- *notices v* APPA!!!

Taehyung: DASHI RUN RUN RUN

Jin:

*everyone sitting at the table like a nice family*

Child: fuqin fork

Jin: *gasp* what was that?

Child: fuqin fork?

Jin: *gasps again*

You: c/n room!

Child: but I di-

You: ROOM!

Jin: I blame Rapmonster

Jimin:

Jimin: hey c/n what's your fav song that we've made?

Child: we've?

Jimin: yeh bts?

Child: well jamless appa I really like the song "I like it"

Jimin: *crys* is that so?

Child: yeh it's cool cos suga and Rapmonster swear in it ha

Jimin: WUT DID YOU JUST SAY

Child: whoops DASHI RUN RUN RU-

Suga:

Child: sweg

Suga: bitch you ain't got sweg till you wear these 3 dollar chains

Child: bitch I still got sweg

Suga: bitch no you don't

Child: bitch yes I d-

You: istg min yoongi

Jhope:

Child: *rapping and swearing*

Jhope: do something y/n PLEZ

You: no she's copying your rapping and now she's also swearing I suggest you do something before she ya know becomes a thug or something..

Jhope: C/N GET YO LIL BUTT OVER HERE NOW

You: that's what I thought ;)

Thanks ma kween Namjoonslaysmylife and ty to Thatcatisflying for all the amazing suggestions which I will do

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